Wal-Mart Clusterfuck

The condition in which a large number of people with no real direction or purpose suddenly find themselves in conflict with each other, and simultaneously decide - subconsciously - to meet in the middle, which somehow manages to only make things exponentially worse.

Easily prevented by situational awareness, which is generally checked at the door when entering consumer supercenters, convention halls, and other buildings/spaces which see generous amounts of human traffic.

The sort of thing that might happen at a 6-way intersection if the traffic light were broken.

"Everything was cool, until someone started running. Then other people started to panic and they started running, and no one really knew which way they were even supposed to be running; eventually it just turned into one big Wal-Mart Clusterfuck.

I don't think anyone even knows what that first guy was running from."

by comorbid June 14, 2010

marta

A bus; also known as Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta

I'll take the Marta to work today.

by David April 25, 2003

Marteo

Combination of Martina in the abbreviated form Marti and Leonardo in the abbreviated form Leo.
Marteo is used to say everything related to these two names, surrounded in magic, as it can only be very stellar.
Also used to indicate absolutely indissoluble loving bonds.

A: Wow! That's absolutely Marteo, just like us
B: Aw

by LeoGirasolino December 18, 2020

Martel's

Perhaps a well known family in RI. If you have the chance to be a part of this clan you will know the true meaning of the word family and the love that binds them. They know how to have fun and accept anyone that comes their way.

Martel's- a very close knit family in the heart of RI.

by Black Swan March 17, 2009

haji mart

a convenient store run by those of Middle-Eastern or Indian decent.

"Let's go to the haji mart real quick to get a dutch"

by afloydkillah July 6, 2007

wal mart

a place where the white trash "shop" while their brats run around screaming, knocking over displays and other customers. a store where no one understands what "good customer service" is because none of the employees speak english! the merchandise is only cheap because it's either expired, or will break in a week! selling expired baby medicine here is an acceptable practice. wal*mart doesn't care about their customers, just the money.

i boycott wal mart!

he tried to shop at wal*mart, but couldn't understand why none of the employees could answer his questions, so he went to target instead.

boy: "where'd you get that piece of crap you call a tv?"
girl: "wal-mart! that's why it was so cheap!"
boy: "i didn't know they still made black and white tv's!"

paris hilton: what's wal mart? is that where you buy walls?

by msdestiny May 4, 2008

martha's vineyard

martha's vineyard is the most amazing summer get-away that is now being ruined by soccer moms and their little kids, and too many confused tourists. It's certainly not a rich snobby island, unless of course your a rich snobby kid renting a 2 million dollar house for the summer. In fact, most islanders just chill, and most certainly arent rich and snobby. And if you really loved martha's vineyard, you'd choose a day driving up island to chill over partying in oak bluffs everynight...anyday. by the way, MV kicks nantucket's ass.

MV: nantucket, you should just go and erode away because i own you.
Nantucket: your right.

by yourcute July 27, 2005