mormon

1. 99% live in Utah.
2. Napoleon Dynamite is their hero.
3. believe green jello is a sacred food.
4. have 28045345.5 kids.
5. use slang curse words: oh my ____ (heck, gosh, fetch...)
6. pretty much have the hottest girls around...

Oh my gosh are the Smiths mormons?! We better have a party so they can bring some frickin' sweet green jello!...

by mormonguitardude December 28, 2005

Mormon

A person who's morals are almost as high as the number of kids they have, believe in "the plan of salvation", and get all the hottest girls.

"Dude! Maria is HHAAWWTT!!"

"Dude, she's a MORMON"

"Crap..."

by Argo The Saint September 30, 2008

Moironic

The inadvertent appearance of irony in an utterly moronic discourse.

You're calling out people on their agendas after you've made it clear you had one yourself-- that's pretty moironic.

by Dranreb November 28, 2007

Mormon Threesome

When a man has sex with his pregnant wife or girlfriend.

John and Mary had Mormon Threesomes till up to a month before she gave birth.

by Colonel Whiskey Brother July 3, 2012

Brigadeer Moron

Military Rank for someone who is so inept that their own troop would hand them over to the enemy to save the day. Military rank that is achieved when there is no success.

A Brigadeer Moron that shot his own men, so that the enemy could not get to them first. Person shot by own troop to prevent such an occurence.

by IGotOne April 28, 2012

sand mormon

Slang term a non-Mormon person in a dominantly Mormon area uses to refer to someone of the Muslim faith

Muslims are not so bad, if you really look at what they believe they are just sand mormons

by chris carpenter October 5, 2016

mormon

Keepers of the secret truth behind magnets.
although many have tried to squeeze this secret from the mormons, many have failed.

Mormon:"Hello, would you like to ask a question on our basic beliefs?
Me:"Yes, how do magnets work?"
Mormon:"your chat has ended"

by Livinundatehbridge March 15, 2011