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morning sips

Morning sips is when two friends decide to go on a bender early morning the day doesn’t matter as there will be a fuel filled day of drink, drugs and sex L&G certified sips
Lee wanted a drink and rang Gillian for a drink and she said “it’s too early” I replied “I know that’s why they call it morning sips”
by Tommy 2 strokes June 27, 2021
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Morbiverse

The universe Morbius lives in and where everyone loves morbius. Can only be accessed by people who bought at least 100 morbillion morbius tickets
Hey Jim, want to go to the morbiverse?
by MystRiotz April 23, 2022
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morbillion

Theoretical number. Rayo's Number³ x Googolplex³ x Googol³ x Earth's net worth³ x Aleph Null³ x SSCG(3) -> SSCG(... ... (SSCG(3)...)³. The amount of tickets that Morbius sold.
Morbius has sold a morbillion tickets.
by Gas Mask³ May 26, 2022
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Idle morning

When you're at work and there's nothing to do so you cruise the internet and chat until your boss hands you some work.
Dude 1: "Dude, check out Johnson, he's just chilling in his cube cruising the net."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."
by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010
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Sunday Morning Asshole

A swollen, chaffed or sore asshole that can only be achieved after a solid ass-pounding friday and saturday night. Most common in insecure drunk women, dope fiends, inmates and Justin Beiber fans.
Austin awoke that morning to find his asshole swollen and practically rubbed raw from all his guido buddies after a spectacular weekend of fist pumping and partying on the Shore, a textbook case of the sunday morning asshole.
by I AM GOD. HI. July 12, 2010
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frosty morning

Whilst your partner snoozes, you give your penis a tug and finish on her eyes. Effectively glueing them together, resulting in a frosty morning when she wakes up.
Ahh I'm having such a terrible day. My boyfriend gave me a frosty morning and it took me twenty minutes to clean it up.
by Jizzonface April 20, 2014
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, eat breakfast and drink coffee while on the toilet, at the same time.
"How was your weekend brother?"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"
by TheMailManSmith May 23, 2018
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