moose magma

The same as truffle butter but with much less consistency but fluffier and more aeration. Also described as a form of lubricant.
Moose magma is used as a condiment or a sauce(slightly tan in colour) to seafood tacos and other fishy sandwiches, also referred to as Moose Mustard
by Jimmy whoops March 03, 2018
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Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substance in the body
“You drunk right now?”
Nah, Im sober as a moose
by Eckerdislit53 November 22, 2020
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Moose Buckle

When a male that is moose knuckling an extremely dangly and hairy scrotum, pulls it out and drapes that sack n’ balls over the top of his button fly jeans.
My uncle lifted up his untucked shirt and showed me his moose buckle. I wanted to throw up.

My moose buckle got caught in my zipper.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020
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Use the moose

Full term: Use the moose to jump over the rocks. This is a way to say; problem solve, work around the problem and think about the problem (without giving a direct answer).
You say, “What is the answer to question C?”
Your friend says, “Use the moose to jump over the rocks.”
by MooseRockGang November 08, 2019
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The Boxing Moose

When your nuts are so full they are the size of moose balls and all you want to do it’s punch your girls fart box. When you finally blow in her bum you have to bark like a moose.
Last night I was The Boxing Moose, I finally punched Cherie’s fart box and barked out loud!
by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022
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Moose Ass

Moose ass is when you shit in your underwear and dont wipe well, then a day later you cant walk right
Jimmy shit his pants and didnt wipe well, the next day he couldn't walk correctly he suffers from moose ass
by The Mad Hattter May 22, 2010
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Rusty Moose

The Rusty Moose is executed when one is in the rear mount position. While slamming away, you poke your fingers into the asshole one at a time, to include the thumbs. Next you shove your thumbs into the ears of the subject, maintaining coitus, opening your hands in a moose-antler fashion and bellowing loudly.
"Yo, dude, I gave the Patti the Rusty Moose last night."
by BetterthanDudeMcSweet September 25, 2008
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