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Jacob Montgomery

by crispinglover July 5, 2017
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montenegrin

It's what people from Montenegro call themselves. The reason being is that they do not what to be recognized as a gay Serb. Because no one likes the Serbs. That is why they are voting for independence and are going to get it, because once again no one likes serbs except for Russia.

I personallydon'tblame them, i mean who wants to be known as a serb.
People from Montenegro call themselves Montenegrin.
by Serbs are gay May 24, 2006
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montgomery

impaitent nerd thats extremely sweet and attractive and never boring and has a great personality and does amazing things in bed. hes definately got the magic touch (or wand) ;) a very loving and caring person that ilove with all my heart *kisses*
my bby alex montgomery
by ur sexy lover January 18, 2011
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Montezuma's revenge

caused by the presence of amoeba's in one's digestive system due to drinking water or most anything that hasn't been cooked in mexico.
I could only talk to my girlfriend 10 minutes at a time due to montezuma's revenge.
by Reed May 5, 2006
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Montezuma's revenge

having the urge to shart up a storm in your pantaloons and having to run into a restaraunt to throw a shart grenade in their toilet.
Maarrrrrk had Montezuma's revenge and almost didnt make it. zzzoooooooooooom
by Maarrrrrthew June 12, 2005
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montezuma's mustache

The diahhrea version of a dirty sanchez. Having someone with loose bowels create a thin line above the upper lip.
Theresa is certainly kinky, she enjoys getting a Montezuma's mustache every time her partner gets the trots.
by shirleys January 9, 2007
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montgomery

Montgomery township, NJ is an upper middle class town, located in the wealth belt of NJ. It borders Princeton and some people who live in the portion of town that borders Princeton will often pose and tell everyone they live in "Princeton". This town is rural and posh with several hamlet villages scattered around. The schools here are stellar and rank national as the best around, although many of these wannabee "nuveau riche" still send their kids to private schools in Princeton.

There has been a huge influx of Asians into town, due to the reputation of the school district as well as a fairly large jewish presence. The town is currently 62% white, but with the continued surge of Asians storming in, Montgomery will look like Plainsboro within 10 years.

Considering they say Asians are the "model minority", it sure doesn't seem like white people like them entering their communities en masse. Who know's?

Otherwise an ideal rural suburb of New York city.
Our newly arrived to Montgomery Indian neighbor invited us over for dinner and when we brought pot roast he said we had to eat it in the garage, cold. Apparantly if he warmed it up in the oven, he would have to throw his oven out. He then looked at our daughter like she was a slut because she was wearing knee length shorts.
by corpswhore99 January 26, 2011
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