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Dirty Mong

When someone is a dirty mong, they are known for living in tents and having very hairy posterior dimensions along with being very bad at video games due to their low IQ.
Dirty mongs are compulsive liars and love to make up lies about their friends and fake scenarios which never happened.
Coby: "Have you heard Dylan finally got his new drone and sniffing salts?!"

Me: "Ugh that dirty mong is at it again, don't believe any of his filthy lies, the dirty tent inhabitant"

Dylan: "When I was 4 years old I fell off a mountain while me and my uncle were hunting for wolves after we finished watching the local sumo wrestling tournament"
Everyone: "Shut up you dirty honking mong you're so annoying lad fuck me"
by Parker Parker January 23, 2023
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mong peng

Mong peng is a Cantonese word and is often use to describe someone who is blur and stupid.
Nei dong Ngor hei Mong peng? You think I'm stupid?
by H.A.CM March 11, 2014
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Mongy Mong

The Asteroid of stupid people that think you can't hear them talking weird over there or think that the flip side is impossible, especially when you are the real treal one on globe and they are conceited beyond a dork, ignorantly they treat you like shit either because they are high or just stupid and you are kindly not causing trouble and bothering anybody but they remain to be mongy mong and you could pro their ass but mongy mong will just be treat cupid like shit and expect the angel to fly to galaxy...
OK Mongy Mong I can hear you

Wam bam mongy mong I have come
by HaloTheHalo August 20, 2022
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Mong

When a girl called Ava w is acting dumb or spasticatred
Ava is a mong
by Ava the nonce December 1, 2019
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Shitpants Mong

A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch
John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence?

Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch
by Cambar69 December 2, 2020
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Mong

Someone whose name is jack keen is always a mong.
jack keen is a mong
by 123454323456543 June 9, 2022
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grit mong

a nice booty, bubble butt, wonderfully shaped ass
"damn, im telling u dawg that's a nice grit mong"
by niggafive August 30, 2025
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