mongolian time warp

The Mongolian Time Warp is when you are having anal sex in the doggy style position, you pull out and insert your balls into your partner's gaping asshole, grab them by the hips and flip them so that they are on their back.

I Mongolian Time Warped that bitch for science!

by LHMC January 31, 2008

gooch monger

one who sells his gooch to people.

nathen is a gooch monger becuase he sells his gooch to men.

by a snazzle September 17, 2008

monger

Short for whoremonger, one who frequents prostitutes

That monger is always on the strip looking for whores.

by Tim1936 December 10, 2008

Cock Mongerer

Something you call someone when you cant think of anything smart to say and want to sound slick.

Guy: Hey man your a dick.
You: Shut up you stupid cock mongerer, why dont you stop mongering with cocks.

by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003

mongolian bow wow

when a lesbian cuts off a dogs penis and uses it as a strap on, ear fucks you and gives you aids.

that bio teacher did some hard core mongolian bow wowing on that gym teacher.

by krzysztofsobczak April 25, 2011

Mongaloid

When someone is being an absolute idiot

"Hey I just blew off 50 bucks on soap"
"You absolute Mongaloid"

by Dr drillem October 13, 2019

Weed Monger

One who does not know when to stop smoking after getting high.

Guy1: Lets go get another blunt!
Guy2: Are you serious? We are already stoned! You're such a weed monger.

by Jaymaur94 December 30, 2009