Minioning

Minioning or gru's minion or simply a minion is a term derivative of the term gooning or gooner.

"Bro stop minioning in class vro you are gru's minion!"

by senseij June 13, 2025

Minion Grandma

Minion Grandma is an elderly minion with silver hair orignating from the country of Minionsia. She speaks in only Minionese which is understand by very few, including Flumgus. Flumgus is Minion Grandma's best friend.

Gru: Where is that little old lady minion??
Minion 1: Agagabogoaboooggoa
Gru: Oh, that's where Minion Grandma is..

by Flumgussy July 17, 2025

Minion Pirate

1. A villager having or showing a great lack of active.
See also: penguin thief, chicken pirate, minion beef, knucklehead, chicken master, pig pirate.

2. An inactive villager.
See also: cow beef, pig meat, sheep meat, cow pirate, sheep burglar, piglin pirate.

3. A lava chicken villager who tortures chickens in minecraft: chicken jerk.
See also: chicken jerk, penguin thief, lava chicken abuser, dumb cow, ugly pig, chicken pirate.

Shut up you minion pirate!

by Brendon Albanese July 30, 2025

sesh minion

Sesh minions are usually found desperately trying to start a sesh but are sadly incapable of starting anything worth staying for. They follow around experienced seshers in hope of bargaining for some weed or alcohol, or maybe they just really want to feel included. Most of the time, they are in their early teens, trying to become "cool" or boost their ego. Sometimes, they even try and have seshes which don't involve any drugs or alcohol, they just hang around in one public place for a long time. No one is sure why they're even trying, not even the sesh minions themselves.

Goddammit, Joe. I just wish that sesh minion would get the fuck off my back and stop asking me for weed. He looks twelve and I'm already doing enough illegal shit as it is. C'mon, kid, go hang out in front of a Tesco's or something.

by Communizm April 5, 2017

file mingon

Illiterate spelling of Filet Mignon. Usually seen in areas populated by westerners on menus of cheap restaurants run by people originating from the middle-east, though this is a generalisation.

"Helo Sir, welcome welcome, Hamid's fresh and fast food, check out great new file mingon for only 19$"

by TheFatherOfNames June 19, 2017

brock minton

the worlds best future porn star

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Brock Minton?
Guy 2: Yeah I busted a fat nut to one of his videos last night
Guy 1: Yeah, it's insane how successful he is despite the fact that his dick is only two centimeters
Guy 2: Yeah its really a big ego boost

by JeepyCreepers September 10, 2018

Danny minton

True warrior straight forward if your lucky to come across one keep them they are survivors and will forever back a true friend family orientated man with big ambitions #keeper

That Danny minton is a legend

by Danny minton December 16, 2019