Get the Minecraftmug. Minecraft may look like just another survival fantasy RPGmade out of blocks. But when you play it for the first time, you will become “Awakened” you will realize that Minecraft is the escape from the cruel unjust world that humanity has conquered and corrupted. True joy and happiness is within us all, and Minecraft is the keymaster. A world of your own, we’re you can be free and live in harmony with all that’s around you. Including your friends who have also been “Awakended.” First you are building your house and thinking about how your gonna survive the night, next your screaming into the mic because your friend led a creeper inside and blew your house to blocks. And lastly, your sitting on the shore, staring out above the sea at the beutiful square sunset, with your 3 bffs by your side. All the while your thinking, you know...life’s good.
My future Grandson in 2065: “Hey Paw Paw? What is Mine Craft. Our history teacher told us about it at school. He told about the signing of the World Wide Peace treaty and how Minecraft caused it all. He told us stuff about uniting all humanity with this Mine Craft thing and—”
Me: *chuckles*
Grandson: “What is it Paw Paw?”
Me: “Minecraft? *Puffs Smoke* I haven’t heard that name in years...”
Me: *chuckles*
Grandson: “What is it Paw Paw?”
Me: “Minecraft? *Puffs Smoke* I haven’t heard that name in years...”
by WordWizzard69 October 8, 2019
Get the Minecraftmug. by Narwhalbutcool April 24, 2021
Get the Minecraftmug. 
me:*playing minecraft*
Grandma: whats that you playing dear
me: slaps grandma, as i pull out a dimand sord to banish her to the underworld
Grandma: whats that you playing dear
me: slaps grandma, as i pull out a dimand sord to banish her to the underworld
by your dad's mom is your sister November 23, 2019
Get the Minecraftmug. The game that drowned fortnite in a pool of lava somehow. It is also the all holy game thats actually good and doesn’t scam you for money.
by Yee Yee bruh October 16, 2019
Get the Minecraftmug. Get the Minecraftmug.