MILF 

A motorcyclist (male or female) that you would definitely like to fuck

M.I.L.F - Motorcyclist I’d like (to) Fuck

Did you know that Gal Gadot rides motorcycles? She’s definitely a MILF.

MILF by 7inchthrottle October 25, 2023

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Melons I'd Love to Fondle.

Fuck Milk. Got MILF? Melons I'd Love to Fondle.

milf by stickerwear.com June 11, 2003

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Machoist
Igloo-
Licking
Ferrets

I watched a documentary on MILFs on the Discovery Channel...it was odd to see ferrets at the South Pole.

milf by milady February 4, 2005

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Mom I Like Fags. The wrong way to come out to your parents. Absolutely confused on the acronym...

Mom I'm a Milf....what?....Mom I like Fags! noooooo

Milf by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

MILF 

a mom †hat you find amazingly attractive, hot and sexy. they typically have children but could be single or married alike a DILF. usually if younger men go for these women, the women may be referred to as a cougar to some audiences.

"Shit dude, I fucked Donny's mom last weekend, we were all high and shit"
"Gnarly bruh, do you think she will find out?"
"I hope not, but boy she has got one hell of an ass"
"She is a MILF according to my boner"

MILF by toeingmywayintokiki August 7, 2016

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Mom I'd like (to) Fuck

A sexy Mum that has a large rack

Woah Harry's Mums A Milf

Milf by DingusDongus420 July 28, 2017

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Man I love fishing!

"so what do you like to do on the weekends?"
"I usually fish"
"Milf!"

milf by matimusluca June 7, 2019