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Mikey

Mikeys are great people. They always hear you out though they are usually careless and can get run over by lawnmowers. If a Mikey likes you dont turn him down. He is so sexy
I wish Mikey loved me
by Mikeyismybay October 25, 2018
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Mikey’s curse

A curse in manhua, manhwas or mangas that turns a non-humanoid character into a loli
Person 1: “Thank god she didn’t turn into a loli”
Person 2: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MIKEY’S CURSE IS BACK
by Onira April 7, 2024
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Spikey Mikey

An oddly specific tattoo, of questionable political correctness, featuring a dollar symbol in a Star of David, with a smiley face above and the caption "cock" underneath.
Jurgen: "Did you see Mohammed's new tat, its sick!"

Sadio: "Yeah, it's a spikey mikey."

Jurgen: "He's the coolest guy in the dark."
by 100 cigarettes a day May 9, 2019
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mikey's mayonnaise

Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube
by Mikey Beltz March 1, 2017
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Mikey Drain

An excuse to the wife/ husband for coming home drunk
Wife:Look at the state of you! You said you’ll be home 4 hours ago
Husband:Mikey Drain
by BunsParent December 7, 2018
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Mikey

by Shitygami November 21, 2021
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national mikey day

A day to celebrate Mikey way in all his fabulousness
September 10th
Girl 1: IT'S NATIONAL MIKEY DAY!!!

girl 2: who's Mikey?

Girl 1: THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH
by Mikey way is the best July 31, 2022
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