Mike

Participant in the "561 Keeper League", that always gets fleeced in trade deals.

Mike makes bad trades. Mike sucks at fantasy football.

by KingZ6969 September 24, 2024

Mike

A stupid big guy he’s a little over weight and says the n word but it’s ok cuz he’s flat asf he needs surgery like bad instead of his ass going out it goes in😝 he still eats that up tho he also carries a huge bottle of tajin in his bag every day and doesn’t share answers and is extremely rude but “just do it”-Nike 😛😍

Mike is a n word

Ikr

by Lalallalaalalal February 17, 2024

Mike

A person who sees themselves for who they truly are.

She isn't disturbed by what you think of her. Of course she's a mike.

by Angel Gabe March 19, 2024

Mike

Mike has a big booty and looks amazing in khakis.

Mikes big ol' booty suffocated my face.

by mikesbigolbooty April 15, 2024

Mike

1. A name
2. A kind of person that has the letters M, I, K and E in their name
3. A shortened version of Michael

Alex: Mike is really annoying.
Jack: Yeah! I know!

by anonymous April 18, 2024

mike

A term used to describe someone exhibiting creepy, predatory, or generally unpleasant behavior, often in a way that is socially unacceptable or morally questionable. Can also be used to refer to someone acting like a douchebag.

"Wow, dude, you're being such a Mike—cut that out!"

"Ugh, did you see the way he was acting at the party? Total Mike move."

by wuppers February 10, 2025

Mike

When a stock is going down and Mike decides it should go up.

I thought I would lose everything until the stock Miked and I bought a lambo

by In Mike We Trust February 12, 2025