Midnight shenanigans 

"midnight shenanigans" an urge you get from midnight to 5am these urges include sudden rushes of energy, hornyness, (wanting to do hella drugs], and just being down for any type of crackhead shit

"yo i feel them midnight shenanigans coming along nadia" :
"Sit the fuck down jazz"

Midnight shenanigans by KI$$THEMOON April 28, 2020

Midnight Kebab 

Failing to pull before the pub closes a Doner kebab is purchased on the way home and used as a Vagina substitute on arrival.

Tony : Did you get lucky last night?

Freddie : No I had to nut inside Donna's Midnight Kebab again

Midnight Kebab by Mills&Boon June 8, 2021

midnight crisis

when it's midnight and you realise you should start hauling ass to finish your homework

Had a 12 page paper due tomorrow but ended up texting bae all night. I then faced a midnight crisis when I looked at my grades

midnight crisis by proprocrastinator April 17, 2014

Midnight Robber

A sexual position/event taking place during a threesome (one guy and two girls). It is when a man is standing and receiving head from a girl on her knees but also at the same time a girl comes from behind and tosses his salad.
The creator was once withdrawing money from an ATM late at night when he was held up at gunpoint. He was happy to pull out cash from the machine but was soon terrorized by the mugger behind him. Therefore he thought 'midnight robber' was an appropriate name for the sexual event described as above.

Yo Sage, how was that threesome you had last night with those two nurses?
Dude, it was crazy hot until they decided to run the midnight robber on me!

Midnight Robber by Sagemax December 29, 2007

Midnight Owling 

1. Akin to being a "night owl", this describes an altered state of being wherein one is rescued from the brink of exhaustion in the waning hours of the evening. This usually happens in the full knowledge that the affected party must be up early the next morning.

2. One's "second wind" utilized during the wee hours of the morning.

I was gonna go to bed early, but I felt my midnight owling comin' on.

Midnight Owling by crossbearer4285 June 22, 2010

Midnight Poon 

Hooking up with a woman late at night or very early morning 10:30pm-1:30am

Person A: "Damn i'm lonely, lets go to a bar and get some midnight poon."

Person B: "ok sure, but you cover the tab, i'll buy the condoms,"

Midnight Poon by i like sanwiches June 23, 2010

Midnight Snack Pack 

The act of licking peanut butter off ones genitals late at night. When used during the day this act is referred to as just a Snack Pack

Sorry I slept in I was with my girl lastnight and was craving a Midnight Snack Pack. I was up for hours!

Midnight Snack Pack by Vanessa Starr August 11, 2010