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Midnight Harry

Getting a super awesome handy from someone with very hairy and ape-like knuckles. This has been known to cause immediate release from the softness of the knuckle hair.
I met John last night, and after a few tequila shots, he gave me a Midnight Harry in the bathroom style. Slept like a baby that night.
by ChickenPho October 13, 2019
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midnight Lila

Midnight Lila is a term referring to the Lila you attempt to interact with after around 11 o'clock at night. Midnight Lila is prone to insulting you in ways that daytime Lila had never even considered...and, therefore, is much more interesting.
"You're talking to midnight Lila. What did you expect?"
by Kristoff Bjorgman July 23, 2020
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Midnight Scalper

the act of shaving a sex partner's hair after they have fallen asleep.
Rickie is a known midnight scalper he has a collection of hair in his room.
by love rocket February 28, 2012
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midnight honey

Honey which is given in the middle of the night, when showing up unexpectedly at another person's house and waking them. It is done to try to make friends with somebody, but normally is an ineffective strategy.
Rachmaninoff tried to give Stravinsky midnight honey, what a legend.

We should dedicate a tv show to giving out midnight honey and recording people's reactions
by DouglasAdamPuddle June 20, 2020
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Midnight Mackerel

When you and your mate are hitting a fatty with the Eiffel tower, and she lets out an eyewateringly stinky queef.
"Me and Gobbo-lin secured the old midnight mackerel last night. Smelt as pungent as the fish counter at morrisons."
by Scrotman42096 April 7, 2021
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Blue Midnight

enough mixed substance to cripple, maybe even paralyze, as long as it looks blue
isopropyl alcohol, jagermeister, redbull, arsenic and blue kool aid - laced with extra death -

"Yosedg'ews - - , : whatyda vin taek lewaos : ) :) : ) Blue Midnight"
by blue midnight January 2, 2012
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midnight noonie

Sex after midnight but before noon (basically Morning Sex)
I woke up with a rockin boner so I decided to give my girl a midnight noonie!
by cblair007 February 21, 2014
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