Midlife

Midlife,
Do dont let him check your shorts.
Lover of sheep, Owner and President of "Bank Of Midlife"
Substanial penalty for early withdrawl

Midlife stole my Sheep, But he did get me a good deal on a loan!

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

milly

short for millet.

I like milly bread.

by uttam maharjan September 30, 2011

Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad

A heating pad with one extra high setting, so that it is mildly uncomfortable.

See: Crazy Vision

"This heating pad's not too bad... 5 minutes later... I'm gonna turn it off now, it kinda hurts... ooOoOoooo"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

midlike crisis

Using the excuse of a midlife crisis to get everything you like.

Husaband: Honey, I know I shouldn't have bought a $95,000 red sports car, set of extended Pings, mink pimp jacket or the lifetime gold membership to Tattletales. Please bear with me, I just can't help myself! It's my midlife crisis!

Wife: More like midLIKE crisis!

by cloverhays2 October 21, 2010

Midland Mi

Midland Michigan is a wonderful place with a baseball studium for the great lakes loons, this town a great place to be. Home of the Great Lakes Loons, the first tribridge, aka Tridge, and Dow Chemical.

Klayton Kersaw played for the loons in Midland Mi, pitcher for the LA Dodgers

by billybobjoe500 October 8, 2011

millyon

Said by bogans who can't pronounce the word "million", specifically those who's city of origin is Melbourne.

Joffa: That chick is heaps hot ay?
Melbourne bogan: Yeah she looks millyon bucks

by hoops002 April 30, 2011

Middy Scale

Also referred to as the "midi scale," it is a binary scale akin to the 1-10 hotness scale - except that it goes from 0-1. Its name originates from the lacrosse culture of the suburbs surrounding Boston, MA,USA.

1's on the middy scale are those who meet your standards, and whom you would do the nasty with

0's on the middy scale are so physically repulsive that they still look like a bad idea after heavy drinking - a solid "hell no"

--lad #1: "hey look at that girl! over there SOLID one the middy scale"
--lad #2: "yeah but look at her friend, that's a zero even on a good day"
--lad #1: "oh damn, I thought that was just an effeminate dude!"

by lolsquid January 29, 2014