microwave

a microwave is a idiot named jaxson who will break your heart and not gaf

ps,,, screw u jaxson

person 1-“omg isn’t that jaxson!??”
person 2-“no, that’s just a microwave,”

by microwave69420 June 25, 2019

son of a dirty microwave

What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....

You spilled my Starbucks you son of a dirty microwave!!!!!!

by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017

Microwavable Bitch

An instant bitch. A simple minded bitch. A raw in the middle bitch, that gives you salmonella.
He is a microwavable bitch that lasted 2 min.
A dude that pops up like stalker. That bitch is wicrowave safe.

An instant bitch. A simple minded bitch. A raw in the middle bitch, that gives you salmonella.
He is a microwavable bitch that lasted 2 min.
A dude that pops up like stalker. That bitch is wicrowave safe

by Nat -Nat November 1, 2022

use the microwave

To have sex

friend: "Hey did you use the microwave last night"
other friend: "HELL YEAH I DID! "

by jsurfs November 25, 2016

micro-microwave

A very tiny microwave that can be put in your pocket, so you can cook anything

Hey, can you give me the Micro-microwave that is in your pocket, so I can cook the tiny stake?

by IDontHaveAnyIdeasForNames October 16, 2023

emotional microwave popcorn friend

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.

Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.

by von groovy August 4, 2024

The Microwave Implant

A biotech implant inserted into your chode whose main function is to automatically create scorching soup upon splooging. It also can collect, feed, and cultivate a maggot population, store shums, and mix the ingredients to create the Slumpy Stew efficiently.

I just got the microwave implant! The scorching soup is everywhere!!

by camillelavigne May 22, 2024