Full blown muff

1) To be completely and hopelessly loaded down with work. Can be used in the same way as " In the weeds" would be used in a restaurant setting.

2) a girl with huge, overgrown pubic hair.

1) Lambchop: Meaty, can you take table 10?

Meaty: No fucking way! Im in the full blown muff over here! Steph just triple sat me and Charlie is putting out food way to fast.

2) David: Are you gonna hook up with that hippie chick?

Sherman: I was going to but I could see by the way her bikini was all puffed out she had full blown muff and I just can't get down with that.

by Badjonah September 16, 2009

muffacation

lack of air while performing tongue to twat or Triple T

That Heifer sat on my face an damn near muffacated me

by B January 26, 2004

Ruff Muff

Someone who has a dirty, smelly, rancid big hairy vagina.

That Kelly sure has one hell of a ruff muff, don't have sex with her, you'll be sure to catch something.

by F meister May 18, 2006

muff buff

Somebody who is a connoisseur of vagina.

After they hooked up, Gigi declared that Mark was a true muff buff.

by Clark Oaks January 12, 2007

muff dive

To perform oral sex on a female.
Can be risky as you might end up with facial STD's if the woman isn't clean.

"Sue loved me muff diving her last night."

by Zoist September 13, 2005

Muff Daddy

n. an individual's (male or female) non-biological lesbian step-mother.

"Portia de Rossi is my biological mother and Ellen Degeneres is my Muff Daddy" said Lady Gaga.

by retortme May 5, 2010

Poop mouff

When someone's breath smells incredibly bad.

After a night a heavy drinking, I usually wake up with poop mouff.

by T-Bizzle fo shizzle January 1, 2006