spice melon

what fred from youtubes mother calls him when she returns from rehab.

oh fred, your such a spice melon!

by sabrina41992 November 3, 2008

Dinkle melon

A huge large wad of used toilet paper stuck on someone's ass after wiping. Usually happens from using cheap toilet paper. Dinkle melons are much larger than dinkleberries.

Julie was disgusted to have found a dinkle melon on the floor of the bathroom that must have fell off of Marc's ass when he got into the shower.

by Mina Minogue July 24, 2008

trouser melon

when a fat guy wears his pants too high so that half his obese belly is packed into the top of his pants. it jiggles.

(in a scottish accent) "eh look, that referee's got a melon in his pants"

"aye a trouser melon"

by daltonion March 19, 2009

Muddy Melon Baller

Facing backwards to titty fuck a girl while she tongues/eats your asshole.

I knew she was lying about being a virgin when she let me give her a muddy melon baller.

by G.P. June 11, 2006

cock melon

A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.

Kim forced her cock melon into Alex's mouth, until he had eaten every bite.

by Angel Eyes 0321 April 4, 2009

Spice Melon

Fred's Mom calls him Spice Melon after she comes back from rehab.

"Come here Fred, my little spice melon!"

by SchuylerBlueBlood November 1, 2008

frap yo melon

When someone is bein stupid you would slap them upside the head, or frap there melon.

" Shut up before I frap yo melon "

by Binky April 17, 2003