meatcicle

When someone preforms a blowjob with ice cubes in their mouth creating a frozen penis.

My bitch likes to give me a meatcicle in the morning before breakfast.

by Jerome Holland November 24, 2006

Matchew

Someone with high levels of Autism and a fucked up amount of chromosomes. Other aspects include a 1inch peepeee and a fetish for goths

Why is there a Matchew wanking outside a goths window

by MightyWilham123123 May 19, 2019

hatchet matchet and despatchit

The effects on said youths after they attempt to slash tyres on sportka, after recieving a visit from these three Millwall fans. These youths are predominantly living in Leicestershire and are unemployed and take pride in bumdarting 24/7 with speciality of feltching their friends.

Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.

by Gareth November 11, 2004

Matchophobia

The innate fear of matchplay in any sport, but especially tennis.

Jeff does pretty well at practices, but he suffers from matchophobia and loses every match.

by A matchophobia October 25, 2009

MatchDotMom

A helicopter mother who continually gives out your number to random men or women in an effort to take you out of the dating pool and online mess.

Daughter: "Mom!!! Will you stop!! I have to change my number again now cause of these old ass creepers!!"

MatchDotMom: "Sweetie..this one was cute AND employed!! I JUST WANT GRANDCHILDREN!!"

by ChristyLeeHughes September 13, 2011

Matcha coffee

Coffee consumed by north face wearing hipsters

Hey guys, let’s go get some matcha coffee then go sit on the swing at Sophie’s!

by KCHasnomates May 30, 2018

Matchu

A street name of the drug cocaine.

Dealer : Oi, does anybody want some matchu?
Buyer : Yeah, I’ll take some matchu, I wanna get high.

by PaterFrigidus July 10, 2018