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The Mastertroll 7

The secret organization that contains the kings of trolling.

Mastertroll 1 is the Leader of The Mastertroll 7. He is the King of all trolling. Leaked information confirms he could be either Chris Pratt or another person, who the FBI is currently trying to find. Some rumors have been found that say he is merely a 14 year old child who wears a straw cowboy hat, but this hasn't been confirmed.

Mastertroll 2 Is the king of internet trolling. He is rumored to have started the iloveyou virus.

Mastertroll 3 is the person who

who just trolled you

read this again.

Mastertroll 4 is the king of rickrolling, who some think is famous youtuber Tekkit Realm, and others think is Mastertroll 1. Nothing has been confirmed as of right now.

Mastertroll 5 and 6 don't actually exist. But 7 is a cool number, so...

Mastertroll 7 Is the troll of psycology. He is always messing with everyones head. Including yours. Right now. He has mastered using annoyance as a weapon. It is confirmed that he often uses NLP embedded commands. Sources confirm that this is the same person as Mastertroll 1.
The Mastertroll 7 have put you on their trolling list! RUN!
by bobmikechadwicker April 19, 2021
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mastertaffic

Pronunciation key:
mas-tur-taf-ik

A unique mixture between the words "masterful", "spectacular", and "terrific/fantastic". It is used to describe something amazing, and as extraordinarily well thought out and put together.
"Wow, that 4,000 gigabyte hard drive indestructible and shiny laptop sure is mastertaffic."
by Stephen Biston September 16, 2007
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masters of the Universe

A vaguely passable show, let down by the terrible animation common to many carttons of that era. The remake is absolutely shit. I mean, they have lasers, so why do they fight with SWORDS?!?!
Hmm, Masters of the Universe is on...might as well watch it, there's nothing else.
by Darth Ridley May 14, 2005
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masters of the powerbomb

A former professional wrestling tag team made up of Sid Vicious and Big Van Vader formed in WCW
Guy 1: hey, did you see that match on WCW last night?
Guy 2: oh yea, it was Dustin Rhodes and Sting vs the Masters of the Powerbomb. It was awesome!
by Th3Aw3s0m30n3 September 6, 2011
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Masters of the Universe!

Jeff : wow where are all those emo and weird people going.
theBully : o they are just going to see Masters of the Universe!.
by jeff the bully November 23, 2007
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Masters of the moral landscape

"It's a metaphor for my moral presuppositions being correct"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT YOUR RELIGION IS TRYING TO DO THOUGH, ISN'T IT!? Become the masters of the moral landscape. You're LITERALLY doing the thing you accuse the atheist of doing. The entire purpose of religion is that. Eating the forbidden fruit if that's how you're going interpret it."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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Splatter of matter on the wall

Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.

Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!
by drunk professor January 26, 2021
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