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Matteo Mascaretti

An Italian Famous Clown. When he talks about anything you can hear the circus song in the background.
I met Matteo Mascaretti, his nose made popi popi.
by Dafbbaby November 24, 2021
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Bad mascara day

When your mascara is not cooperating and you wipe it off and restart a bunch of times and still can’t get it to look good
Damn my makeup looks so bad, today is definitely a bad mascara day!
by Cry$t4l_B1tch724 April 25, 2022
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Ta'mashanique

1) She is pretty loyal

2) She is feisty

3) She is one of a kind

4) She is hilarious

5) She is ready to fight anywhere and any time

6) She likes giving hugs

7)She doesn't have a filter

8) She tells the truth
oh s**t here come ta'mashanique
by GIFFY LUBE May 18, 2022
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Gorilla Mascara

The female counterpart to the famous “Gorilla Mask”.

A sex act in which a female will shave her genital/pubic region, hold the pubic hair in the palm of her hand during sexual intercourse. The most popular method of this act is when the female spits in the eyes of her sex partner during the sex act. When the partner climaxes the female will ensconce the eyelids with pubic hair.

Although it was popularized in the USA in the 1970s movie Air Bud 3, many variations of this method exist in Mexico, Northeast Berut, and New Zealand as early as 1970 BC in the ancient Sumerian play “Arrus Buttici Du” translated as “Air Bud 2”.
“Hey honey, I didn’t mean to scare ya, I was just giving you some gorilla mascara.” - Tupac
by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023
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Matipa Mashavave

Really funny and you should probably send her money fr.
"Matipa Mashavave loves money"
"Have you send Matipa Mashavave money, i think you should send it right now!"
by Matipa Mashavave lol January 15, 2024
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מַשְׁחִיתוֹן (Mashchiton)

Definition:

A Hebrew neologism meaning “a built-in sabotage device” — the kind of sneaky little component designed to fail after a certain time, just so your printer dies two days after warranty. Equivalent to the Czech kurvítko, a slang term for planned obsolescence.
Origin:

From the Hebrew root שׁ־ח־ת (to corrupt, ruin) + the suffix -וֹן, commonly used for devices or tools (e.g., מחשבון – calculator, שלטון – remote control). Invented as a playful yet biting critique of modern consumer tech.
My toaster broke again. Must be the מַשְׁחִיתוֹן (Mashchiton) doing its job.
by cleverhebrew September 25, 2025
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