maggot breath

When someone's breath is so putrid that they might as well have maggots breeding in their mouth

Get your ass over here maggot breath!!

by Bluesuade September 16, 2015

One sip maggot

Someone who gets drunk off of one whiff or sip of alcohol

Jacob literally just opened his drink and he’s smashed already

Obviously he’s a one sip maggot

by boonygal February 12, 2022

Sea Maggot

The name given to those filthy pink crustaceans that swim about in a pool of Marie Rose surrounded by Iceberg lettuce, then some pervert has the audacity to refer to this abomination as a cocktail!

Apologies the kitchen has ran out of Garlic mushrooms may I suggest the Sea Maggot cocktail?

by DeCaldo May 14, 2018

gallop the maggot

Yet another term for male masturbation

Wheres rich tonight?
Hes on his laptop, going to gallop the maggot.

by Captain snort August 23, 2019

fucking the maggot

I way Irish people say your just here to have fun.

Bruce: Stop Fooling around Mark!
Daniel: Ahh let him go he just fucking the maggot.

by I'm not Irish February 19, 2021

Mental Maggot

A person with the mental or social skills of a lesser or equal to a fly's larva. A yappy, mouthy little bugger who has no idea that he annoys the rest of his peers with his constant yammering.

Oh my god!! Jay is the biggest mental maggot I have ever had to listen to! Can he EVER shut the hell up?!

by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010

Licking The Maggot

An term that describes a woman performing oral sex on a man who has a small penis. The woman, unable to tell if the penis is within the mouth takes to licking it instead.

I was forever licking the maggot with my ex-boyfriend

by ExoPaul October 20, 2012