butt machine

The butt machine is a gay robot that will sneak up on you and penetrate your butt with his metalic exstension.

a gay robot is also known as a romo

You better sit down, i heard the butt machine is loose again.

by TDowns August 17, 2007

Love Removal Machine

this is open to interpretation. It's the title of a 1987 hit by the band the Cult. My guess is that the singer is referring to his girlfriend. This is funny: we all know that people want to give love. And get it. But remove it? What the hell is going on here? The lyrics to this song are incredibly dumb. Still, I like this song a lot. It's so stupid it's cool. You can't help but like it. It's just one of those things. It's stupid fun ;)

When I walked out of the El Dorado casino and out to the Reno Strip I heard a radio blasting from a passing car. The song was Love Removal Machine by the Cult.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 19, 2006

The Crane Machine

The crane machine is a form of tea-bagging. This form of tea-bagging involves the person to grab his penis, and use it as a joystick to direct himself towards the target. He then pushes the head of his penis in and places the testicles on the desired area.

Doctor Jones, would you like the crane machine?

by Fuzzykins570 April 22, 2009

Deus Ex Machina

Situation in which one escapes by means noone could distinctly or indirectly predict.

Plot device in which the author makes up stupid shit to save his character.

None needed.

by larstait October 8, 2003

machete

A knife with a handle longer than most blades, and a thin, long, staight-edged blade. Used for hacking away at foliage in front of the weilder.

Hello, my name is Jason Vorhees, I wear a hockey mask, and I am a machete-killer addict

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

Golden Machinegun

An Internet Meme from the Valve Team Fortress 2 forums. A joke that one can get the Golden Machinegun by unlocking all the achivements . Usually used to throw off "newbies" for laughs.

Newbie: What do I get when I unlock all the achivements?
Experienced Player: Oh you unlock the Golden Machinegun.
Experienced Player2: Yea the Golden Machinegun never runs out of ammo and can kill everyone on the team in one click.
Exprienced Player3: The Golden Machinegun

by donthaveaname May 12, 2009

Tugging Machine

A boy who likes to tug his todger a lot is a tugging machine

He may be referred to as a "machine" because of his systematic ability to wack one out when his winky tells him

jeff has a serious problem....he's a tugging machine

by gpizzler January 25, 2011