Ya Mum Reflex 

When "Ya Mum" is your only comeback and answer to every question possible. Usually developes in year nine boys.

Whats up?: Ya mum
OMG guess what!!: ya mum?
I'm going to the movies with Nikki tomorrow: i'm going with ya mum
This tastes like lipgloss: Ya mum tasles like lipgloss
Thats cheap!: ya mum's cheap
i love you: i love ya mum
Ultimate burger meal: ya mums the ultimate burger meal!
Did you do your homework?: i did ya mum!
What kind of music do you listen to?: ya mum
What do you want for your birthday?: Ya mum!
Dude you look like a zombie: so does ya mum
Any Questions?: Ya Mum!!
Guess what, i just finished Guitar Hero on Expert!: ...ya mum....
seriously cbf doing this assignment: neither can ya mum
i wish superman was real: ya mum is superman
Why??: because ya mum

i hate your fricken ya mum reflex!!

Ya Mum Reflex by AJI27 August 16, 2009

suck your mum 

when having and argument wiv someone this is the way to stop it.

go and suck your mum!!!!

suck your mum by liam April 8, 2005

Ya Mum's Ya Dad 

retarded answer to any questions you cant or dont want to answer
kinda like answering with ya mum buts it gives you autism

Me: "Do you watch scat porn?"
Friend: "Ya mum's ya dad"

Ya Mum's Ya Dad by cancerious fucker May 27, 2017

Josh's mum

God's final gift to humanity, the perfect woman. Considered to be a myth by some cultures, as the only images of her were discovered on a camera phone belonging to an English backpacker, who disappeared near Melbourne in 2002.

"You're so pale. You look like you just saw Josh's mum."

Josh's mum by BlackVegie October 20, 2008

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The ONLY retort against a mom diss.

"If I wanted some cum back I'd get it off your mom's chin"

"Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!"


Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 12, 2005

phils mum 

It is an urban of street term of saying cheap whore. it is used as an offensieve term and widley used throughout the uk.

e.g, Wow where have u been? down the sewer! you smell like phils mum!

phils mum by Robin Johns May 13, 2006

Wing mum 

When you're travelling with your mother for some reason and you have to make the most of what you got when it comes to meeting new people...

Johnny Blak: Rip shit up in mexico my bro...

Mack Blak: Gonna be hard without my wingman. Gonna have to make do with my wing mum.

Wing mum by Johnny Blak February 26, 2009