Floating log

The results of doing a turd in the ocean when camping on the beach.
For example “why are you leaving the tent.”
“I’m going to do a floating log.”
Oh ok.”
by Dora the whore-a September 23, 2019
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Smacking log

Izik walked in on Tanner smacking log at 7 am.
by Big Coxie March 08, 2023
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Pre-Log

1)A fart before you take a dump
Man I had to poo hella bad last night turns out it was just a huge pre-log
by Whiteshadow8 June 10, 2013
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Log Twoddling

doing absolutely nothing, but meant to sound as if your doing something dirty
by Dani.Coast June 05, 2010
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dev-logs

developer logs to show an audience of people the progress and updates of a game or website.
yes, I am an admin. But no, I don't use dev-logs.
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Newton's Log

n. the phenomenon of excrement being forced from one's anus when lifting a sufficiently heavy object. The square of the velocity of the excrement is proportional to the mass of the object being lifted assuming constant excremental mass and constant acceleration of the object being lifted.

To every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction: or the forces of two bodies, one being the force required to move an object away from the center of a gravitational field and the other being poo directed toward the center of the same gravitational field, on each other are always equal and are directed in opposite directions.
I had a bad case of the mudbutt earlier this morning and my situation just got so much worse. Newton's Log just caused me to spray a conical mist of liquid ass all over the room. I need to change my pants, underwear and the curtains.
by MicahtheDangerous January 24, 2011
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Launchin' Logs

Karla: What happend in there? It sounded like a bazooka!

Luca: Oh you know... Just launchin' logs.
by treadstone28 February 04, 2018
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