When doing a girl from the back, wait until you're getting ready to "take care of business." Then reach around her face, making pinchers with your pointer finger and thumb. Accompany that with an "nigh nigh nigh" self-made lobster sound. Then when she turns around like "What the fuck" you "take care of business" all over her.

Juvenile 1: "Last night I was with my girl and I pulled the Lobster Felix on her"
Juvenile 2: "Jeah Booooyyyyyyy!"

lobster felix by TANG451 December 27, 2004

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ROFL Lobster

1.The mysterious creature that appears when a funny, and often times ironic, event is about to occur.

Jimmy was very worried while sniping in Halo, because it left his backside open to attacks. To solve this, he turned around often. He saw the ROFL Lobster, and interested, stopped to get a good look at it. He was shot from behind.

ROFL Lobster by Colt Jonson October 9, 2008

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lobster hand

When you stick your middle and ring finger inside of a woman's vagina and curl it inwards while simultaneously pressing your thumb on her clit and trying to make both fingers touch.
It can also be used as the Lobster Winch, whereas you use the same technique but pull your partner towards you.

'Dude. Last night, I took that chick back to the house and she let me lobster hand her'!
Yeah?
Yeeaaaaah!

lobster hand by 707ceerip April 14, 2014

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Sloppy Lobster

Eating out a girl with melted butter wearing a bib with a smiling lobster on it.

Dude good thing I bought a new bib yesterday because I gave my girl a sloppy lobster last night and it was messy!!

Sloppy Lobster by funtimes358 October 3, 2010

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