Linux

Crappy computer software that isn't compatible with anything.

Jenny: facebook does not agree with my computer
Hovan: y?
Jenny: it's a linux
Jenny: nothing agrees with my computer
Hovan: boo

by divegrl6 August 19, 2009

Linux

The operating system* little boys employ in a vain attempt to appear computer-savvy due it's perceived complexity, which is really just a convoluted user interface stemming from the lack of higher cognitive ability found in Loonux 'programmers'.

As with any underdog**, you will find a horde of fumbling zealots defending Loonux, who, rather than pose arguments with a rational and verifiable basis, will simply parrot ignorant statements against the operating system(s) that put Loonux to shame (e.g, Windows). More often than not, these lower beings will resort to childish name-calling and irrelevant technical references which further compacts their own ineptitude.

* "Linux" as referred to here is of it's derivatives based on the Linux kernel.

** Windows currently holds 94.3% market share vs Linux's < 1% (As of May, 2009)

If you're ever in need of a guideline on how to write sloppy, inefficient, spaghetti code, then see: linux.org

by A.Senior.Software.Engineer May 10, 2009

linux

an operating system used by people who think they are cool. it usualy does not work properly or uses a great amount of skill

linux blows like macs but windows acually works

by Dr Dressup January 26, 2005

Linux

A kernel made by Linux Torvalds; a product of consumption of an hilarious amount alcohol.

<oppstoppersnopp>Linux is the best
<femilh>STFU, or I'll rape your mother with a Hitlerjügend-knife
<oppstoppersnopp>But Linux is the best!
<femilh>No, BSD is the best.
<oppstoppersnopp>No
<femilh>Yes
<oppstoppersnopp>No
<femilh>Yes
<oppstoppersnopp>OK ALREADY! BSD RULES THE FSCKING EARTH!

by Mr. Charles Beastie IV.IV May 18, 2005

Lintjizz

When a man decides to ejaculate into a woman's bellybutton and allows the semen to become crusty and hard, thus mixing in with the woman's lint and creating lintjizz.

Man: "Dude guess what!"

Man's friend: "What?"

Man: "The girl I was with last night had lintjizz all over her belly!"

Man's friend: "Gross but awesome. Congratulations."

by Lintjizzer July 30, 2011

Linuc

When you mistyped Linux.

Guy 1: linuc sucks

Guy 2: Look at this fucking "retard" he can't spell "linux."

by exurb1a fan 2025 January 7, 2022

linux

A operating system whose only superiorities versus Windows is its server stability and ability to be altered by its code, because its open-source software. Windows cannot be altered like this because learning C++, then butchering Window's code is illegal.

Windows is used by a common computer user who has no interest in running gaming/website servers or being a programmer. Windows is much more compatible, almost everything except Unix/Mac software. Windows is also made by capitalist pigs governed by a monsterous irresponsible behemoth called Bill Gates who failed to completely debug its software in the first place and only does something when somebody personally mails him a death threat.

The linuxers program, and the Windowers use. Enough said. Maccers, I don't know, don't care, only Space Command units use them for their ability to do math better than our common shit PCs.

by Chang Tan October 26, 2003