cigarette

Amount of time taken to smoke a cigarette. One of the non-SI units of time. While still popular within smokers, it has drastically dropped in popularity due to non-smokers and their campaigns. The alternative school of thought proposes it be used as a unit of distance.

"Are you sure the eggs aren't overboiled?" said Anon. "Don't worry bro, it's still got half a cigarette left," said Chad, pointing at his half smoked fag.

by HugoCasalgado March 10, 2020

Lianette

Lianette is a kind beautiful woman who glows✨ she is tan and organized and hard working and if she wants something She will put her mind to it and a night girl who loves the city she loves looking pretty at all times and has a soft feminine voice and her hygiene so great! she is a great person in general and her personality is great!

Lianette is so kind caring and beautiful! she always glows

by girlgoooo September 27, 2020

Cigarette Chair

A Chair Made Of The Finest Cigarettes Known To Man! It Has The Capability Of Having 6 Cup Holders And Holding Power Of 1,000 Suns! Dont Fuck With The Cigarette Chair!

Guy 1: "Yo You Sit In The Cigarette Chair?"
Guy 2: "Yea?"
Guy 1: "Comfy Right?"
Guy 2: " Yea but needs more Cigarettes."

by Pat Ricks March 26, 2021

Cigarette

Something that hurts your lungs

Guy 1: You know smoking yeets away 10 years of your life right?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: Then why are you smoking?
Guy 2: Because I want to light a cigarette.

by the random. September 14, 2021

Cigaretted out

When you smoke too many cigarettes to the point you feel sick

Bro I’m cigaretted out. I feel like imma fuckin puke

by Kriegs77 January 14, 2022

Cigarette cream

Cumming inside a old smoker

I’ve been down bad recently I brought home Barbara and give her the ol’ cigarette cream

by Badlilnub January 21, 2022

lazarette

Lazarette, pretty much means to be someone who you don't really like at all. You don't know why but you just don't seem to like the person at all for whatsoever reason you don't have the answer to. There has to be something wrong with a lazarette but you just can not seem to find the reason why.

peep 1"That guy is such a lazarette you know."
peep 2 "Yeah, that guy is actually such a lazarette you know."
peep 1 "Yeah I know."

by Hateful_bae 42 June 10, 2022