Skip to main content

life 360

The app that takes away your social life. If your parents make you get it your literally dead.
mom: download this app.
You: what app
Mom: its called life 360
you: ( fighting her to not get it)
by fornever21 September 17, 2019
mugGet the life 360 mug.

bareback license

Got the tests done today and should have my bareback license in about a week.
by James Randall June 29, 2007
mugGet the bareback license mug.
Related Words

Off-License

A place (in the UK) where you can purchase alcoholic beverages for consumption "off the premises". As opposed to a Pub, Inn or Bar, which holds a license to sell alcohol for consumption on the premises. Often referred to as "the off'y" Many Pubs or Inns also sell alcohol for consumption off the premises too, but charge what they would have charged if it was sold piecemeal over the bar. (Then it would be called pricey or dear.
I'm off to the off-license (or off'y) to get a bottle of Grouse, you want bitches want summut? (apply English Accent)
by Mr Modus February 21, 2012
mugGet the Off-License mug.

mid, mid-life crisis

A series of life-changing events that occur around 25 to 30 years of age - half-way to a normal, mid life crisis. Usually denoted by a realization of how screwed up your parents were and how screwed up the world really is. Usually followed by marriage, divorce, spiritual reawakening, anti-depressants, children, jail or, a combination.
Have you seen the movie Old School? Those guys were having some serious mid, mid-life crisis’s.
by Awesomes007 April 27, 2006
mugGet the mid, mid-life crisis mug.

Have a good life

1. A final phrase used when you are departing paths from an individual that you will never see ever again in your life or theirs.

2. A casual and polite phrase used to express well-wishing for an individual's prospects and life in the period of time that you will not see them. Could be a day, could be a year, could be never again. There is no way to be sure.
Intern: I just finished my internship and wanted to thank you all for supporting me. I hope to be back next year :)

Co-worker: Thanks to you too! It was fun. Have a good life! Bye.
by KWoWWWW September 26, 2014
mugGet the Have a good life mug.

the meaning of life

I ask people what the meaning of life is, and they just look at me funny.
by lord_nightrose September 16, 2004
mugGet the the meaning of life mug.

lifeguard

The best job you could ever have. Its a wonderful job where you get to work outside, meet new people everyday, and gain valuable experience for later in life. Many people think that guards just sit around and work on their tans. Yes, that is true to some extent, but there is a lot more to lifeguarding than most people think. Guards have to clean the pool/bathrooms/surrounding areas, check chemicals, balance chemicals, write incident reports, perform pump/filter maintenance, clean skimmer baskets, etc.

Managers have even more duties. They must do the scheduling for one or more facilities, make sure that the guards actually show up to work, and in general make sure that everyone is doing their job and that everything is running smoothly. And managers get paid pretty well.
17 year old Manager: I love being a lifeguard. I just got a $1700 paycheck for two weeks of work. I think I'll go shopping after I finish this week's schedule and fire someone.
by Olshan December 15, 2007
mugGet the lifeguard mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email