Living room baseball

To sit naked on the living room floor in the catchers position manhandling yourself while watching any of the following; howerd stern, mtv's "the grind", "girls next door" or any edition of "girls gone wild".

Clay was playing living room baseball while watching "girls gone wild".

Hint; for additional pleasure, use the "pitch out" feature, this is when you tickle your balls at the same time.

by Robertos Clemente February 1, 2006

living bus for ugly

the total and complete opposite of death cab for cutie , whatever that may be.

person 1:this kind of sounds like....living bus for ugly? maybe? yes? i dont know.

person 2: the opposite of death cab?

person 3: I'm confused

1/2: me too.

by Noelleth mckitty pants October 15, 2006

Living the dream

The state of believing that your life is at the pinnacle of everything you could possibly want despite the presence of onlookers hating on you.

Could also refer to an action where you are 'living the dream' such as replicating something that you recently saw and admired on an episode of Come Dine With Me. Or the process of doing something that you are so happily immersed in that all the other crap in your life seems to disappear.

'She's living the dream'
'Keep on living the dream'
'Don't disturb him whilst he's living the dream'
'I was living the dream until you rained on my parade'
'Living the dream, flickin' a bean'

by Religious Doctrine June 14, 2009

Urban Living

Inspired by those Living in the city or surrounds in modern environment or a refurbished buildings, also stodios and lofts that are open plan and modern. Being surrounded by people with taste and character. This is a wordly way and would also include furnishing your home with multi functional furniture that is in multi funtional rooms, making optimal use of space as space is scarce, leaveing a feint carbon footprint by recycling and finding ways to spare the environment. Urban living does not have to be in the city, it is the way one would live lending to these atributes. Urban Living has no race, religeon, sexual preference, gender or age, it is about people with taste and style who want to use space optimally without having a negative impact on the environment but still live well. Urban living also includes the kind of dwelling and the way it is laid out, the use of natyral lighting and minimal clutter. Urban living is clean, crisp and fresh. Urban Living would be a home that has all of this regardless of where it is situated.

There are old office buildings in City Centres that are being refurbished and turned into aparment buildings, the interior decorating is styled according to Urban Living.

People are building homes from prefaricated recycled matarials, making use of large glass windows for natural light - this is Urban Living.

by Mr Urban Living September 4, 2010

Livingston

The center of the universe.

Livingston is the center of the universe; only the most privileged get to inhabit it and live in its glory.

by Livingstonsupersedesallothers October 18, 2009

Living off the land

Surviving on refreshments and foodstuffs from attending various events and meetings, a common practice for engineers at the University of Toronto.

Yo man, I gotta cook some food tonight, I've been living of the land for too long.

by K M September 18, 2004

not living

Equivalent to dying, but in just a better way, not living means you are relieved of everything, you have never had to live in the first place, if you are doing this right now, please teach me because I want to not live or ever live, please help me, my life is ruined...

It can also mean something very special, it can mean that you have no soul and that you aren't limited by physical bounds, it can make you stronger as a person, as a useful member of society, a creative mind, joyful, happy, but it can also mean you are in despair, it means that you can't take it anymore, that you want to end, but you can't because you are not living in the first place.

Or it can just mean you're dying inside.

You emo.

Where would I be while not living,

Be dear and dread the fighting,

While we all swore, I yelled DOOR,

And all my friends just left me,

I never tried to make puns,

but they always just seem too funs,

I tried to rhyme, but I wasted my time,

And this seems incomplete,

Well I will-

Make YAIYEET!

by LOLNoIWon'tShareMyUsername February 20, 2019