learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions

Another (retrograde) definition for educational institutions in the internet age, based on the fact that one has to shut up and listen, and prove or disprove things in the best possible way, as opposed to the internet where everyone can just shout out everything they want or even force themselves on random strangers.
Marked by a contrast of a true understanding of relativism and absolutism as opposed to the internet, where every relative, negligible thing or context is also given full absolute status.

Being too much on the internet makes me long for learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions.

by felixh November 30, 2016

Brookvale Groby learning Campus

A school with slaggy year sevens, boys who think their hard, sketty bitches that skive the go vape in the humanities toilets and people shag in the bushes

Mr king -' hey babe do you go to Brookvale Groby learning campus because I would love to tap that! '
You - no you fucking nonce

by GayBitch1010 February 6, 2022

i learned this back in nom

What happens in nom stays in nom

I through a blanket on the dog and he said I learned this back in nom

by Vietnam November 11, 2017

Seneca Learning

Cringe website for cringe subjects. My knowledge of French verb endings is currently stored in the Taj Mahal

Dave: Can you come out tonight?
Bartholomew: No, i've got to do seneca learning

by lord_farquaads_left_nostril October 15, 2022

Learn

To put your hand in a fist and present it to someone's nose.

People learn from this example.

by I Hate Brown November 14, 2016

Ready Set Learn

a preschool block that aired on TLC from December 28, 1992 to September 29, 2008 and Discovery Kids from 1996 to October 10, 2010. It ran from 6:00am to 12:00pm (later 6:00am to 9:00am) on TLC, and 6:00am to 12:00pm (later 9:00am to 2:00pm) on Discovery Kids.

On Monday, February 24, 2003, Ready Set Learn introduced Paz the penguin, who was seen in the block's official logo

by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023

learning language

Made-up slang that is used in school lessons or programs.
Often used when it doesn't work.

Person A: This whole "hip teacher" thing completely backfired on the school.
Person B: They need to teach without using contrived songs or learning language.

by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019