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Walmart Lap

A run at a steady gentle pace around Walmart (or another large store) before buying/looking at items in the store, typically done in a herd of more than 5.
Group of friends: *Starts trying on clothes and wandering around Walmart*
Jack: “Hey assholes, we didn’t do our Walmart Lap yet, put that shit down and start running!”
Walmart Lap by Hammer27 May 11, 2023
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victory lap

When masturbating, the few extra jerks you take after orgasm.
He jerked til he came, but kept going for a victory lap.
victory lap by Airplane86 December 30, 2009
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frat lap 

to walk about and survey the area in which you are at, for people you know or want to know
to take a frat lap around a bar

let's make a frat lap and we will be back
frat lap by hazzard222 January 19, 2009

nigger lap 

A Nigger Lap is when something happens that causes people (particularly niggers) to run around in circles usually making noises.

A derivation of the Nigger Lap is the "Hand over Mouth" Nigger Lap where the Nigger Lap is performed while the lapper has a hand over his/her mouth. Sometimes the hand will be in the "OK" shape.
Tyrone airballed a free throw and Jerome did a Nigger Lap.

hair dresser lap dance. 

when you go to get a hair cut and the lady that cuts your hair is wearing a top that shows her breasts. your hair dresser lap dance will begin with you getting your hair washed. your hair dresser will make you lay back in a chair and when she washes your hair she will be leaning over you. this will 1, reveal even more cleavage, and 2, make you even closer to her tits.

when she grabs your head to dry your hair, she will mash your face into her breasts.

then when thats done, she will grab your hand and take you over to the barber's chair. your lap dancer will stand very close to you and rub her self on your arms which are located grapsing the chair tightly. during the entire hair cut she will complement you on how you have the most perfect hair and that your sooo cute.

after she is done with the hair cut, she will get the electric clippers and clean up the back of your neck, she will blow the back of neck and ears and such.

at the end of it all, the cost will come out to about 20 bucks plus tip, just the same as an average lap dance.
Guy:Why does that guy always have such short hair??

Guy2:well he never lets his hair grow out because he is always going down to the haircutters on the corner. theres this one lady that always gives him a hair dresser lap dance.
Doing a pass through a bar or nightclub to see if there are any fit girls worth taking home.
"Yo Blake, where do you wanna go next."
"Lets go do a lil Hot Lap through the Sandtrap, to see if there are any honey dips worth bangin out tonight"
Hot Lap by Gallagopher April 29, 2008

Brazilian Lap Dance 

A type of lap dance were a scantily clad woman mounts a man who sitting, facing forward, by putting the front of her ankles on the top of his shoulders, her hands on the floor in front of her and thrusts her ass into his face.
"Man, Joe almost wound up with a concussion after he got that Brazilian Lap Dance last night."