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something dont taste right in the kool-aid

Something doesnt sound right with the situation...esp. used for situations where someone is lyin or bullshittin and shit.
Dude:"ey girl whats the address I gotta meet you at"

Girl: I don't know. Im at my friends house!

Dude: "well ask your friend, then!"

Girl: "She doesn't know either!"

Other dude thats listening: "Ey dawg something dont taste right in the kool-aid. How could she not know the address where she at?!"
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too much sugar in his kool aid 

describes a homosexual male
that guys definetly got too much sugar in his kool aid

I'll drink your Kool-Aid 

An altertate term for "I agree to that", or "I'll follow you."

It comes from the religious fanatic Jim Jones and his group of followers that drank poisoned Kool-Aid and died after being told that it would take them "heaven".
Ryan - "Eh, I gotta run out to the store, you wanna come?"

Ben - "Yea, I'll drink your Kool-Aid."

Dipping your fingers in my kool-aid

Guy 1: You were totally dipping your fingers in my kool-aid back there in front of that hot chick

Guy 2: Yeahh I know

Sexy Kool-Aid Man 

When a man puts kool-aid powder down his dick hole, while proceeding to stir it with a long, thin stick. Then, he cums into someone’s mouth while yelling “OHH YEAH!!!”, so his cum tastes like what ever flavor the powder is.
Cathrine wanted a different experience and I wanted to be dominant, so I pulled a Sexy Kool-Aid Man on her!
Sexy Kool-Aid Man by Stumphugger69 February 25, 2020

Cherry Kool-Aid Smile 

When you eat a girl out, while she is on her period.
After Barney was face down in Bette's lovely muff, he came up for air, and gave her that glistening cherry kool-aid smile, and went back down for more. See Red-wings
Cherry Kool-Aid Smile by Pessoa March 18, 2017

HOT KOOL-AiD 

The action of telling a bitch she must fall back because she does not want to obtain the water vapor; she must relax; she doesn't deserve ice.
That bitch needs some HOT KOOL-AiD before she catches these hands.

DRiNK HOT KOOL-AiD bitch, you don't deserve ice.
HOT KOOL-AiD by FERRARiROCHER November 5, 2019