Kook Strap

A degrogatory name for a surfboard leash, in particular when used on a longboard.

"That friggen' hodad pearled his Bic so bad on that little ankle biter than he nearly choked himself with his kook strap."

"Dude, it's only like two feet out there. Are you really gonna use your friggen kook strap?"

by Seymore Kuntz May 11, 2012

Kook

A person who claims they are doing good things for you, however are making your situation worse. Example: Dentists and chiropractors.

I went to the kook dentist that told me I needed 12 cavities when my teeth don’t even hurt.

The chiropractor pushed my spine in ways I’ve never felt before, now I have to see that kook every week.

by KingGriff December 6, 2018

kook

You're a kook

"Look how many kooks are out here in the lineup"

by subscribe to ezrabrooo December 14, 2020

Kook

Somebody who’s got all the best surf gear, a nice car, and a hot bitch.

Ayooo that bitch is such a fucking Kook!!! He can’t even drop in 😂

by Urban Did-a-Dirty June 8, 2022

kook

a person who thinks they can surf/ bodyboard, but in actual fact, cannot and are really really shit at it.

that small child on the beach over there is the biggest kook.

by timanopoly March 16, 2008

Kokas

A kokas (pronounced coke-ass) is a nickname for a person that is largely grotesque but also extremely evil and unloveable. This kind of person is as ugly on the inside as they are on the outside.

“Wow Claudia is such a kokas, I never knew someone could be so awful.”

by Roadman200 March 9, 2018

kookaninny

Yet another word for a vagina/pussy/cunt

He ate out my kookaninny last night.

by Ally May 24, 2004