Zero Knowledge Proof

Doing something that proves that you have zero knowledge.

"That guy just told me he believes $BTC is going to the moon".

"Bruh! $BTC is going to zero. He just showed you he's an idiot. That's what you call a zero knowledge proof."

by fooledbyrandomness69 December 4, 2023

Knowledge

A group of teachers is called, a Knowledge

All the math teachers formed a Knowledge of teachers.

by Sir Henry 2023 September 23, 2023

knowledge dome

The cranium that contains buckets of bits of raw data.

His dumbass had an empty knowledge dome.

by The OG AA-Ron July 6, 2018

Tid-Bits of Fucking Knowledge (TBFK)

-Sharing a random fact of information with gusto.

"Did you know that New Zealand and Ireland are the only two countries without snakes?" Tid-Bits of Fucking Knowledge (TBFK) #tbfk

by cheer785 April 2, 2014

absorb the knowledge

(verb) to flip somebody off while saying "absorb the knowledge." Usually said when you disagree with someone or want them to know you're not interested in what they're saying.

Person 1: "hey man can give you give me a ride home?"

Person 2: "how about you absorb the knowledge."

"She knocked on my door asking to get back together. I told her to absorb the knowledge."

"I wish I could tell my boss to absorb the knowledge."

by highschool45 May 13, 2023

bro-knowledge

a typical situation in which a person is talking in the presence of friends and says something unaware of what they said has more behind it, which is then verified by a silent stare and nod by your buds

dave: so listen guys this chloe girl says shes single and has been for a while and would like to meet up sometime

bob: uh huh (looks over to carl, and thinks the same chloe who had sex with matt two days ago)

carl: thats cool man ( looks over to dave and silently confirms using bro-knowledge )

by mcfriedness October 8, 2011

bust a knowledge nut

When you learn something so profound that your mind feels like it had a orgasm from learning it.

When I learned the refrigeration cycle I had bust a knowledge nut all over the teacher.

by honeybadger9862 February 11, 2024