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The Kleintges females’ are mentally and physically strong but still is very feminine and delicate the same time. Usually blonde, as this is the preferred hair colour of choice. Normally very attractive women who are very addictive, just like SnoopDog is to weed!
Defining feature are that they are excessively big chested, as this allows for feeding of all 14 children at once. They also double up as a nurturing pillows for the one she loves to rest there sleepie head on.
They can be crazy when it's ok to be, but can also be calm and controlled when the time calls for it.
Another defining feature is the Bum
It is documented that it stretches from the lower portion of the calf muscles right up to bra strap level, venture careful. It has been known for men have lost fingers to this area of the there anatomy, the film Teeth was actually based on this fact. Another feature related to the Kleintges gen is there outlandish feet size, it is believed that this has evolved from the need to keep your stability when drunken. Large feet = greater stability.
Hopefully it has been documented well enough that if you every spot a Kleintges do not miss the opportunity to make them your friends.
Females
The Kleintges females’ are mentally and physically strong but still is very feminine and delicate the same time. Usually blonde, as this is the preferred hair colour of choice. Normally very attractive women who are very addictive, just like SnoopDog is to weed!
Defining feature are that they are excessively big chested, as this allows for feeding of all 14 children at once. They also double up as a nurturing pillows for the one she loves to rest there sleepie head on.
They can be crazy when it's ok to be, but can also be calm and controlled when the time calls for it.
Another defining feature is the Bum
It is documented that it stretches from the lower portion of the calf muscles right up to bra strap level, venture careful. It has been known for men have lost fingers to this area of the there anatomy, the film Teeth was actually based on this fact. Another feature related to the Kleintges gen is there outlandish feet size, it is believed that this has evolved from the need to keep your stability when drunken. Large feet = greater stability.
Hopefully it has been documented well enough that if you every spot a Kleintges do not miss the opportunity to make them your friends.
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