major key

Something that is essential to have in a certain situation. Can be in the form of advice, or a some sort of object.

Major Key - Trust no one

Major Key - If they don't want you to succeed, then fuck em.

by ItsMeMaxK May 10, 2016

Windows key

A special key with the Microsoft Windows logo (on most PC keyboards) that activates the "Start" menu in the MS Windows shell GUI.

For those who shun the mouse, this is a great addition to have on a keyboard while accessing programs.

However, for gamers, the Windows key is the bane of all existence (Especially for MMORPG gamers, where one touch of the Windows key can crash the entire program.)

"Using the windows key, I can start Microsoft Word in .7 seconds."

"OMFG SORRY YOU ALL DIED I HIT MY GODDAMN WINDOWS KEY AND CRASHED AGAIN :("

by Robot Quartet February 2, 2004

asleep at the keys

To sleep during an online conversation. This can be due to the conversation taking place late at night, being really boring, and/or the person in question being tired or (more commonly) drunk.

The term can also be used when someone is being slow at responding, should you suspect that they have fallen asleep.

At 1:34 AM:

Mr A: "...so yeah, that's the end of that epic adventure story, what do you think about that?"
Mr A: "Hello?"
Mr A: "I'm totally wasting my time and effort on this conversation aren't I?"
Mr A: "YOU'RE A SHIT FRIEND!!!"

At 7:51 AM:

Dr B: "Woah, sorry man... I was totally asleep at the keys!"

by DrJonas February 15, 2010

church key

a bottle or can opener (cans had no opening tabs when this word originated)

Don't forget to hang up the church key when you are done with it.

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

becca key

A becca key is a person that is sound as fuck and fit

She’s a fucking fit becca key

by RANDIESCOOP March 12, 2019

key in the hole

A game where you put your dick in a ass or pussy

Hey wanna play key in the hole 😉

by Nigger buttshit March 14, 2020

f25 key

a key found on old computers, usually red that is used when curiosity is just too strong. Hitting it will result in the reality shattering into the most horrifying state possible, with entire worlds morphed into infinitely fast particles of glitch.

Hitting this will almost certainly result in the entire universes end.

f25 key? Are you ready for this!? Promise not to tell, im going to hit the f25 key, GET READY!
*reality deforms into flashing colors, ear bleeding computer noises, 144p tunnels of pure madness and chaos*

by esckey123 March 15, 2023