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Karl Moore

Head of the West Cumbrian gang, the Growlers. He has gained cult status in the Workington area for his propensity to imbibe alcohol and head out to the local nightlife searching for new recruits, who have to satisfy a number of criteria, which include; being female, overweight and particularly hirsute. The 'Growlers' are synonomous with West Cumbrian organised crime and are noted for importing and exporting items of illegal nature e.g narcotics, fake clothing and sex toys for the local stores.
'Aye, he's doing a Karl Moore' e.g Getting drunk and searching for munters.

'He's a right Karl Moore' e.g Deliberately pulls women who are vomworthy.
by GrowlfactorGeneral October 17, 2011
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Stefan Karl

Person 1: We pray to god that he will give us strength

Person 2: You mean Stefan Karl?
Person 1: Of course I do!
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Karl Koller

Dolfy's phone guy. He usually calls him when he has a problem with something but refuses to fix it, even after a brief update.
Dolfy: I demand a cure for this ugliness. I'm fed up with being ugly.
Burgdorf: My Failure, I have no news on a cure. No one yet understands what caused this mutation. All attempts so far to restore us to our former glory have all failed.
Dolfy: No progress has been made?
Burgdorf: My Failure, you should speak with Koller.
Dolfy: Koller. Give me Koller. Koller, has any progress been made with curing our ugly problem?
Karl Koller: No.
Dolfy: Why not? There should be a way to cure us.
Koller: No, we can't be cured.
Dolfy: Yes we can, you idiot. The ugliness was inflicted on us and I believe our ugliness can be reversed.
Koller: Hold a moment. I'm receiving a note on our ugly problem. It says here we can't be cured. These mutations have permanently deformed us on a supramolecular scale. These mutations will continue to alter our appearance. Our voices are also damaged beyond repair.
Dolfy: Nothing but lame excuses from a bunch of incompetent dummies. I demand a cure. If you fail to cure us, I will hang you with this deformed phone. Unbelievable. They claim we can't be cured of our ugliness. Those are the same idiots who said the cake is a lie.
Burgdorf: My Failure, if you're so sure our ugly problem can be cured. Why haven't you actually come up with the solution yourself?
Dolfy: Back off.
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Hot Karl

by Anonymous September 25, 2003
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Karl with a "K"

Dude, I met her husband last night. He is such a Karl with a "K".
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warm karl

It's when you take a shit in a sock and then smack someone in the face with it.
Mark decided instead of rapeing mookie he would give him a warm karl
by Skuuchie April 13, 2005
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