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Jude

Oh look, it's Jude. Look at her long dark hair and sexy legs, I bet she's really good at swimming ; this girl radiates mystery when I look over at her. How can you resist her crystal eyes? She looks like an Amethyst. Her intoxicating intelligence sends chills down my spine, and when we're together her thrilling humour is charismatic enough to send jolts of electric through my body. Jude has a charm, and is not like other girls. She reveals small fragments of herself, but I feel like I've known her forever.
Boy: Woah Jude, your voice is really sweet.
Random girl: *Angry and jealous*
by whyUrecordinggaygorl69 January 23, 2022
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Jude

Smelly ass Fortnite kid who vapes in the bathroom and cries when you take his vape away.

To have no bitches daily, to beat your meat 36 times a day to being a little shit with no friends.

FUCK YOU JUDE YOU LITTLE SHIT
girl one * You see jude

girl two * you mean the bitch
by JudehaterBECAUSEHEISABITCHAAAA December 5, 2022
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Alexander Paul Jude Barnes

God of the Underworld.

Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.

Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.

Addicted to bread.

Foot fetish.

Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)
Alexander Paul Jude Barnes has been summoned and we will all be damned!

Who ate all the bread?? Curse you Alexander Paul Jude Barnes!!
by Prof. Dr. Richard Cox November 21, 2021
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Jude

He has no human friends and has very low self esteem on the surface. His favorite activity is to swim with marine life. He has a small penis and a lot of problems.
by Justkeepswimmingfishy April 2, 2025
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Jude

A basketball player that shoots threes and barley misses he also gives no shit
by Judegoescrazyy November 23, 2023
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Jude is a unisex name but best suited for girls. Girls with the name Jude are beautiful, fun, loud and have BBB, also known as Bad Bitch Behavior. Jude's are generous, loyal, sweet and know how to hang out with different people and still have a good time. A Jude being in your life is nothing short of a blessing, so don't take them for granted.
Look at her, she's definitely a Jude with the way she carries herself.
by LilJ7 November 22, 2021
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The characteristics of a Jude are absolutely amazing. Judes are usually quiet and distant people, but if you give them a chance and talk to one of them he's the most fun and hilarious guy you've ever met. Most Judes are intelligent and attractive, and their personalities are all-around fantastic, even perfect you might say. They can be awkward at times, and trust me they're aware that they are. If you ever meet one and find them struggling to say something, help him out.
"Hey, do you know that Jude kid? I talked to him and he's really nice."

"Really? I thought he'd be weird since he sits by himself."

"Nah you just need to give him a chance and say something."
by socially anti October 25, 2022
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