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chicago cross-jostle

some kind of specialized fuck technique that takes actual skill and practice to achieve. Is especially pleasurable for the ladies. Named after the town where it was developed among the black community.
"Dwayne been practisin' by hisself for three weeks, and he still kicks his own damn ass when he tries to put the chicago cross-jostle on his sister!"
by Clean Sanchez June 25, 2003
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jousty

Mark is a jousty bastard, he threw treble twenty with his first ever dart!
by Don Bricks February 16, 2010
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Jousted

Falling for an etremely obvious trick, joke, or lie.
"How'd you hurt your ankle again?"
-Jousting in the State Fair last summer.
"Really? Wow, I didn't know you jousted."
-Nah I was kidding.
"I hate you!"
-You just got jousted!!!
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dick-jousting

A term that describes males at a meeting who try to out do each other by their claims of superiority. Derived from a term 'penis-jousting' that applies to an insect species where the male insects joust with their penises to win favor to mate with an available female.
Man, did you see those IT guys at today's meeting dick-jousting to see whose group would get that project? It was unbelievable!
by Laurence Guentert April 1, 2008
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Troll Jousting

Troll Jousting is the act of retorting comments on blogs that have been placed by trolls, or paid commentators who place comments to support a particular vested interest. The Troll Jouster places comments that show the falseness of the Troll
Wow nice Troll Jousting dude, you really bitch slapped that Troll.

Yeah, thanks eh brah! I couldn't believe that Pro Nuke Troll was actually saying that radiation can be beneficial to your health. I had to slap 'em back in case some innocent bystander saw that Troll comment and believed it.

Well, good work dude, keep up the Troll jousting on that blog, and remember, there are NO innocent bystanders.
by stock888 March 30, 2012
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dick jousting

The act of a female performing oral copulation on two males at the same time, producing the "dick jousting effect", also known in more common nomenclature as a cockfight. Dick Jousting is also known as a dick duality.
Larry and Gerry met this chick the other night and she couldn't decide which one of them she wanted so she took them home for a little dick jousting in her mouth.

Larry (holding his dick): On guard! Be prepared to defend yourself!

Gerry (holding his dick): I have slain thousands with this weapon.

Chick (about to suck both dicks): May the best dick jouster win!
by the legendary marmot February 13, 2008
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Jount

A word that replaces the name of every woman who wants to either have sex with you or pleasure you in any way possible.
Friend: Hey man how was the party?

Response: Man, course every jount was on me.
by unet July 20, 2010
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