jonny guida

a very good man

he is a jonny guida

by Yologam February 18, 2020

Jonny

Huge, the fattest fuck in the Xbox party

Jonny is fat asf

by Joe mama 247 on my dock January 31, 2022

jonnys fantasy

putting your face between megan foxs boobs and blowing also known as a fun day

"i could go for a jonnys fantasy right now that would be a fun day"

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

Jonny Sosa

A hot, fine as mexican guy who is athletic and plays soccer. He is sexy in bed, he has a big cock and will fuck you til death. He is a hoe but when someone stands out, he’s loyal. Get a Jonny Sosa.

“Have you seen Jonny Sosa.? He’s so hot.!”

by sexy typer January 12, 2019

Jonny

A trans women that can’t physically do anything because she is a stupid moron and can’t do anyone because she is sad and lonely

“Jonny is lonely I’m gonna talk to her” “no eww stay away from her”

by The sausage is always right January 18, 2019

Jonny Evans

A pure weed joint rolled in an amateurish style.

Do you have papers? I can roll us a Jonny Evans.

by Bruski69 December 19, 2021

Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018