Jonas Brothers

ball suckers

the jonas brothers are ball suckers

by JTB Mo'Fxuk@z August 6, 2008

Jonas Brothers

A bunch of donkey ass-raping cock munchers and faggots. Their fanbase consists of rabid cock-wielders a.k.a. little immature girls who don't know what music is or what rock is. These butt-pirate fag machines frequently give each other anal backstage. If you have a f*cking brain, you don't like these bag-slapping, disney raping, shit-sucking, cum drinking, homos. F*ck! People, do you know what music is anymore?!?!?!?! These f*cking chastity loving queers are sucking some major cock and yet many do not seem to notice.

Anything Disney is already an epic fail and is scarred for life.

These queers don't play anything in the "rock" genre and yet their fans think they do.

The typical Jonas Brothers fan has a massive shit-covered dick up their ass.

by UrDadsDad December 19, 2008

Jonas

Needs a haircut

Man, that guys needs a Jonas.

by Random-Ass-Human April 15, 2019

Dirty Jonah

Dirty Jonah is when a man named Jonah has the biggest cock and a dirty Sam dosent

Wow he has a dirty Jonah and not a dirty Sam

by Jonahsexgod January 21, 2021

Jonah

Sexy ass nigga

Every girl needs a boyfriend like Jonah.

by hbskxobsjcb September 14, 2019

Bonus Jonas

Bonus Jonas refers to the oh so adorable youngest Jonas Brother, Frankie Jonas. Frankie is not in the Jonas Brothers, but in his own band Hollywood Shakeup. He is 7 years old. His birthday is September 28. He is often seen tagging along either backstage, or amongst the audience with his parents.

Bonus Jonas also has been misconstrewed by Disney Channel as Jonas Brothers "bouns features"...in other words, showing behind the scenes Jonas stuff/Q&A

OMJ!!! I just saw the Bonus Jonas!!! He's so adorable!!!

OMJ!!! Did you just see that Bonus Jonas time??? Kevin's laugh in that segment made me laugh hysterically!!!

by jb_lvr_13 October 6, 2008

The jonas brothers

a bunch of butt buddies

You guys are like the jonas brothers

by efewf34 September 15, 2009