jacked

getting pick-pocketted, or getting something stolen

Person A: shit!, whered my hat go? Person B:dude, u got jacked!

by janice May 25, 2004

Jacked

Shortened form of Jacked up.

The book you're issued for math is missing it's cover and the pages are torn. You'd say "That's jacked."

by Sarah February 16, 2005

Jacked O' Lantern

The process of having your Jack O' Lantern stolen from your property.

Scott walked out his front door and looked for his pumpkin. It was then that he noticed he'd been Jacked O' Lantern.

by Sub Zero 78 October 28, 2009

laugh-jacked

When someone steals your joke and uses it to get their own laughs.

(Thurs)

Lisa: "Man, Tracy Jordan is so stupid-smart!....I just made that up!"

(Fri)

John: "I've been using stupid-smart all day, and BTW, I just submitted it to the Urban Dictionary!"

Lisa: "WTF?! You totally laugh-jacked me!"

by dubble-dee April 19, 2011

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

jacked

stole

Hey, that bitch jacked my shitm took it straight from my locker.

by DarkNova December 12, 2001

jacked

someone has stonlen someting

someone's jacked me mobile!!

by laura June 17, 2004