Jeremy

Jeremy is one of the most confusing guys you’ll ever meet. At one point he’ll be very sensitive and sweet and then at other times he’s just an ass. Though he uses his good looks and charming smile to get around, he can be an absolute dork when he’s trying to flirt which only makes him cuter. A mans best friend is 100% accurate when it comes down to Jeremy and Dogs. This freckled face boy will leave your heart melting.

- God I hate Jeremy!
- No you don’t...
- I know :D

I think I might be in LOVE!!

~who’s that?
~the guy with the freckles? Oh that’s Jeremy

~of course

by HakunaMatataB February 14, 2018

Jeremy Davis

Sexy beast. Bassist for Paramore. Has the most downright amazing facial hair. Everyone loves him, for he is very hawt. :D <3

Girl: Whos that guy with the sexy mustache in Paramore?
Parawhore: Oh, thats Jeremy Davis. Don't you love his facial hair and incredibly dashing good looks?

Girl: Oh yes, he's quite yummy. I'mma listen to some Paramore so I can hear him be amazing on the bass.
Parawhore: NEW BEST FRIEND! x3

by ieffingloveparamoreheart. December 29, 2010

Ron Jeremy'd

When a liquid is "shot" from something in a short spurt or spurts, like when male porn star ejaculates.

"Did you hear about what happened to Carrie and Patty at the Party? Some guy with an STD totally Ron Jeremy'd their eyes shut!"

"What happened to your shirt?" "Oh, I was washing my hands and the liquid soap Ron Jeremy'd my shirt."

by Mike & Corie January 11, 2009

jerky turkey

When a girl rubs ground meat on your shlong and then starts jerking you off and right before you cum you shove your dick into her mouth - cum, ground meat and all

Instead of momz cooking the taco meat she decided to go all crazy jerky turkey on daddy!

by Meatballz April 17, 2008

Jerky Curtains

(noun)
Jerky curtains are the cross between beef curtains and beef jerky

they are when someone with beef curtains goes swimming in the sea, then goes sunbathing. thereby salting and drying the beef curtains to make jerky curtains.
much like beef jerky, (a tasty salted and dried beef snack)

bro she's got jerky curtains, that shit must be like sandpaper

shes obviously been too long in the bed, then on the beach, shes got jerky curtains

by akmeid April 10, 2010

jerky chowder

A food dish, which is usually consumed when a person is so hammered and hungry that is seems like a good idea. Consists of a cold can of New England clam chowder with pieces of jerky added for extra flavor. Jerky chowder should appropriately be eaten with a plastic spoon or some other rudimentary tool and the jerky should be stolen from a local convenient store and smuggled out in your pants.

Dude. We were so hammered last night....

Yeah man do you remember eating that cold can of chowder? You added jerky to it and it was friggin delicious. Jerky Chowder.

No I don't remember that at all. Just another night in Key West I suppose.

by Love Bandit 45 September 20, 2010

Jeremy Myers

Shits in vagina and then proceeds to fuck it without a condom, he also is using a pill that allows him to have 30 hours of erect penis.

dude i was jeremy myersin wit this bitch last night, got shit everywhere, and i woke up with dishpan dick

by Robert Greenelande August 22, 2011