jerkshit

An asshole, idiot, basically anything negative is a jerkshit. Originated from a beautiful indian female who used this phrase against the guy that had feelings for her.

Guy: why are you sad? You're not THAT ugly.

Beautiful indian girl: I'm tired and cold you fucking jerkshit -_-

by fromthedominican March 7, 2012

Jerkadent

Jerkadent: an accident caused by a JERK who wasn't paying attention, was under the influence of alcohol or drugs, talking on ones cell phone/and or texting, driving a vehicle at a rapid speed well above the posted speed limit, and causes an ACCIDENT. This no longer becomes an accident, it is a JERKADENT.

Joe is driving home from the bar wasted, going 65MPH in a 50MPH Zone, Joes booty call rings up, he answers, and proceeds to text his buddies that he is going to get lucky.

Meanwhile Sally is driving home from the late shift at Mcdonalds. She drives through a posted GREEN light, when BAM Joe (busy texing) t-bones her.

This causes a JERKADENT. It isn't an accident because Joe was being a complete dick JERK!! Accidents are mistakes, JERKADENTS are accidents caused by careless losers.

by Caylene Alexis October 18, 2013

Jerusalem Jiggle

When your fucking a girl from behind then finish on her ass, then you grab some Zatar and throw that shit on her like Emerile Lagasse(BAM), after that shit is spread around and sticks you raise both your hands, palms facing her, and smack that ass as hard as you can so that both cheeks on her ass jiggle and become red. When the jiggling commences you must scream Mavel Tov to complete the act.

So I met this girl on Birthright and within 3 days into the trip I had her in my hotel room doing the Jerusalem jiggle.

by Toby88 April 26, 2016

Jerkadextrous

One who is able to jerk off effectively with either hand.

He broke his right arm, so he's lucky he's jerkadextrous!

by PikdudeTheLegend December 14, 2016

Jerkshed

A garden shed a man buys so he can masturbate in peace

The wife has her friends over so it's time to go to the jerkshed to knock one out in peace .

by Thebest8ballpoolplayerineurope February 28, 2017

Jerklash

A specific type of whiplash. When your jerky is so tough that when you try to bite off a piece you throw out your neck and get whiplash

The man could not watch the fireworks or the ping pong game because he had a wicked case of jerklash.

by Jake Nickell May 30, 2017

jerkass

a word for explaining the dumb and jerk people in a situation they did a realy stupid and dumb thing

get lost you idiot jerkass

by fib98 March 10, 2018