A guy in a group of friends who always falls on the grenade the grenade. A flak jacket provides protection from grenade shrapnel to the wearer in real life, while a figurative flak jacket protects his group of guys from getting grenades. A flak jacket is not to be confused with a wingman a wing man is usually a relationship where all guys are on equal terms and take turns wing-manning for one another, however a flak jacket usually has less game than the other guys so he is almost always willing to take the grenade, because he can't get other girls. A flak jacket is a great friend to have because it can protect you from potentially lethal grenade shrapnel while flirting with chicks.
Friend #1: Hey man look at those three chicks over there, I got the hot blonde with the big tits.
Friend #2: Fine I got the fine latina chick with the awesome ass.
Friend #1: I guess that means you got the pig faced chick man.
Friend #3 (flak jacket): Fine if you say so, I guess Im falling on the grenade again.
Friend #2: Fine I got the fine latina chick with the awesome ass.
Friend #1: I guess that means you got the pig faced chick man.
Friend #3 (flak jacket): Fine if you say so, I guess Im falling on the grenade again.
by jdazzle217 September 8, 2011
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this is a jacket that is popular with chavs and comes in black,camo,green,white and pink and probably many other colours. it is ridiculous the amount of people who wear this jacket and surely they must feel like twats for wearing a jacket that they see 15+ other people wearing everyday!! haha!! and what is the point in having more than 1 zip.
chav1: "nice superdry jacket mate!!"
chav2: "ano lah its lethal like"
chav1: "yea your well cool now"
normal person: "no your actually just plain gay and look like every other chav"
chav2: "ano lah its lethal like"
chav1: "yea your well cool now"
normal person: "no your actually just plain gay and look like every other chav"
by reallifetruth September 14, 2010
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by Clark Griswold November 19, 2006
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a slang term used by whiteys for "negros" or "niggers"
origin: started by some gay white kids in san antonio when they were too afraid to say "nigga"
a slang term used by whiteys for "negros" or "niggers"
origin: started by some gay white kids in san antonio when they were too afraid to say "nigga"
by tha_original_jacket May 30, 2006
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