Jacob

A guy that will bump a lot of alcohol from you and never pay you back. Every time you go out you'll always end up buying him from shots to bottles of vodka and jack Daniels.

Jacob: *is seen in anvils with a bottle of jack Daniels*
Person no.1: I can bet 5 euro that he didn't even pay 1c of that bottle.
Person no.2: do you think hes that cheap.
Valentina: THATS MY FUCKIN JACK DANIELS

by McFlurryDaddy April 23, 2019

Jacob

A Jacob is a egotistical bastard who thinks he funny and all that but he is really just a son of a punk and a bitch too nobody wants to be friends with him

Yo look its jacob that bitch.

by Ella strui March 12, 2018

Jacob

A real fucken asshole, the worst guy ll ever meet, his breathe always stinks, hes hair hair is stinky and oily, he is overly hairy, hes an aussie gronk

"whats that fat fuck gronks name?" "oh thats jacob"

by WillyWonkaKat February 18, 2017

Jacob

jacob is the perfect person to call when you don’t want a dog anymore.he will eat it for a small price of 2,000,000 dollars.he is always hungry watch out.he also like black guys twerking

*jacob sees black guy*

Jacob: i wonder what you would look like twerking

by Black guy twerking November 28, 2018

Jacob

Lazy, always tired, has an excuse for everything, the oposite of adventurous, enjoys video games on levels no one would understand, likes to be alone, not a sporty man, infact hates anything to do with going outside.

Jacob, come outside and play with us.

by John Salvich July 27, 2017

Jacob

A boy that's cool got a big dick. You never know he might jack off a lot may everynight or day. He's fit. Everyone wants to hangout with him. And he's funny.

Jacob is hot fucker who you can always rely on.

by The cool man June 22, 2018

Jacob

no one needs a jacob he is one of the biggest fuck boys on the planet ive dated a jacob and he fucked then dumped me and claims he has the biggest dick out there but is know that was a lie and jacob if you see this go fuck your self :) a jaocb thinks he knows everything but he really knows nothing he is stupid as hell

jacob is stupid

by emma stinngers May 15, 2018