ipad kid

ipad kids are braindead kids who have a ipad that are 3yo and has cheeto dust on there leat fingies and is a kindergarden dropout at age 6 and likes cocomelon

this dumb ipad kid is basically quackity and likes cocomelon and smokes coke

by dumb definitions January 19, 2022

iPod slut

A person who over uses an iPod that does not belong to them.

iPod Owner: Dude, you are totally slutting my pod.
iPod slut: Nah, I'm not.
Passer-by: Well thats what you get for leaving your iPod alone with an iPod slut.

by undividualist September 24, 2005

iPosse

Cliques who form solely around the ownership of iPhones. Race, sex, or religion play no part in the formation of iPosses and the main topic of discussion in said posse will primarily focus on the features and apps of iPhones.

Note: iPosses may or may not act snobby towards iPhony's and/or non-Iphone owners. It all depends on the individual.

After John got the iPhone he was immediately accepted into the local chapter of the iPosse at his school.

by MickSwaggger March 28, 2009

iPod Touch

The newest AND most recently released iPod (As of 09/17/2007). iPod is taken to the next generation... of the current generation. Similar to an Apple iPhone, it has a touchscreen iPod (of its center of attention). Its other features included are maps, Safari (web browser), YouTube, and a few more. It's highly similar to the iPhone, but does not include PHONE-related features.

That iPod Touch is so cool! It's like I have an iPhone, but I can't talk to people with it! Just what I needed!

by DunKSme October 1, 2007

iPrick

People who, after purchasing Apple products (iMac, iPhone, iPod, iBook) suddenly become superior, feeling 'sorry' for those lower feeders in society who don't own iAnything, and can often be found looking down their noses at others who do not share in their superiority.

Can often be found smelling their own farts, and often at art galleries or 'coffee shops,' carrying books like 'War and Peace' in their arm rather than their bag so that everyone can see what a damn fine smart arse they are.

1: "Check out Mark over there with his new iPhone... it does all this random shit you don't need a phone to do, unlike my old Nokia.."

2: "Yeah, I saw him in the Philisophy section of the library the other day smelling his own farts"

1: "But two weeks ago he didn't care about anything but football...and now he just ignores us when he walks by"

2:" Yeah, he's turned into such an iPrick..."

by CretinousWhelp February 3, 2010

iphone headlock

When your significant other is playing an iphone game while still in bed with arms wrapped around you and refuses to let go of you because this means the game will have to be interrupted.

I wet myself this morning because my girlfriend had me in an iphone headlock.

by Anonymous Model November 19, 2009

ipod bungee jump

when you drop your Ipod and instead of smashing on the ground it's caught by the headphone cord

"oh shit, i dropped my Ipod"
"oh wait it was just an Ipod bungee jump"

by GoldFishCrackers May 3, 2010