Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support
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Person infinity: hey wasup. I’m god.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.
by Redstowen August 23, 2023
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