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Hipster dancing

Hipster dancing is the movement done by one who is a hipster at shows and scene clubs. the movment requires not only concentration of the body but of the attitude.
the facial expression must be of a pissed off, mad to be here, bitter at the world scowl.
the body will sway from side to side with feet tapping in sort of a toe touch motion.
the bouncing of the body is subtle and the hands are forced straight down with an occasional snap.
its quite hilarious. sometimes you can add in the quirky dance move such as bringing back a retro move or a move you made up that is only known amongst the group.
im summary: look upset to be here, be drunk off PBR, reak of cigarettes and marc jacobs perfume, wear american apparel and look like an idiot.
it's fun, i do it all the time.
hipster dancing sounds fun.
i'll teach you but i get to pick the music
by douchbag February 6, 2007
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hippycrit

a person that claims to be a 'hippy' (most often from guelph) but is rather in fact quite contrary to the oldschool definition of peace and love. Instead they tend to be terribly pretentious, condescending, snobbish, think they're the shit etc.

They also try to make it look as though they put no thought or effort whatsoever into picking their attire, but really they put as much if not moreso attention into NOT matching, (like hippies are expected to) or looking like they haven't applied themselves to the task of dress/hygeine.

Also, they love to hold style and co-ordination against those who have a little more security in their self and identity. But being put together doesn't make one shallow of course. Appreciation for line/seam/colour and putting them together as a form of self expression or fun, should not be deemed automatically synonymous with empty scenesterism - especially not by people who are just as much scenesters if not more so, just pretending they're not at all at all.

Unaccepting. Exclusive. Contrary to the term hippy - yet they sure as heck seem to think they are. Or would like so for the world to perceive them as such open harmonious things (this is not at all the case).

This term was derived by yusef. but i can't help but feel immensely it couldn't possibly be more appropriate to apply to what I had to grow up surrounded by in guelph.
see: guelph,ontario high school and a surprising amount of post highschool (a result of what happens if one stays in guelph too long, a life of hippycritism) kids.
by post dated July 27, 2005
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hippy lettuce

Another term for weed or pot, often used to denigrate users or flower children in general.
Bill Walton was such a Deadhead I'm sure he smoked the hippy lettuce.
by rkevins82 May 17, 2005
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hippy bling

Refers to large pieces of jewelry worn by hippys and or granolas; typically but not limited to glass pieces, crystals, shells, beads of different origins, usually warn on the neck on a piece of hemp or black cord. Usually, has spiritual but not religious meanings. multiple pieces can be worn together by either males or females.
"Did you check out his blue crystal? You mean his hippy bling?'
by Jessica DelVecchio January 27, 2008
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Hipster Vegetarian

A person who refuses to eat meat but dislikes vegetables, often eating only processes foods.
Because Crystal doesn't eat any vegetables, she's become over weight by eating nothing but cheese pizza. Stupid Hipster Vegetarian!
by fuzzydeath January 15, 2011
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Artificial Hipster

(n); A person who follows the latest hipster trends no matter how unbearable they prove to be. Just so they could be more hipster than the next guy.
"Does that guy actually like watching Portlandia and listening to The Growlers?"

"No he's just an artificial hipster."
by Skinn Rols September 10, 2014
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Mom hips

A woman or girl with wide hips and a thick ass.
“Damn that girl got some mom hips she thiccc af”
by Seejay dubs July 15, 2018
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