The Hickey Dickey

The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)

Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.

You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about

You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020
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The Hickey Dickey

The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)

Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.

You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about

You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020
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hickey rule

The fact of if you see someone who you are attracted to with a hickey stop looking once you notice the hickey
“He’s cute”

Ya but he has a gf look at his hickeys
“ You’re right hickey rule”
by lilysummms September 25, 2022
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Sneaker Hickey

One might use this phrase to cover up cheating on a boyfriend... Simply tell others the hickeys on your neck are from a girl's sneaker stepping on your chest during cheer-leading practice.
Afryca: What is that all over your neck and chest?
Chyna: Oh..uh.. just sneaker hickeys from the football game.
Afryca: ...Right.
by lalalalaliar December 16, 2010
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floor hickey

when you trip and days later it forms a round purple bump that hurts sometimes
ah damn it fuck my asshole i got a floor hickey it hurts so badly
by toilet struggler October 02, 2021
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Buffalo hickey

A hickey they can only be given by a bigger girl with gapped teeth some of them lasted for two years and have been known to be confused with birthmarks
Amanda catoe gave me a buffalo hickey last night
by Little mike campbell October 06, 2021
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buffalo hickey

A buffalo hickey was founded in Nob Hill Arkansas now it's true Origins is still a mystery but it went viral in China eventually spreading all over the world. The ability to be able to a buffalo hickey only seems to thrive in bigger women.. but it is a hickey that can last up to two and a half years sometimes people even confuse them with birthmarks be sure you're not rocking a buffalo hickey
Amanda cato ruined my marriage when she left this buffalo hickey on my chest.. my wife tried to avoid looking at it for 6 months before leaving
by Don bryant October 06, 2021
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